I have found the way to get back at those ones *evil evil grin*
when I see a shop doing that kind of garbage ... I hang around
in their shop constantly refreshing ... when they lower the price again to draw
in some more unsuspecting shoppers .... BAM ... I buy it at the vastly reduced
price. I have bought about 20 codestones for 1 - 3 neopoints that way.
what is really fun is tauntin ... err I mean thanking the shopkeeper for the
great deal!!
eventually they do get frozen but it takes longer than say ... fake log in scammers
because they have to be actually caught in the act. There is nothing wrong with
changing your price in a shoppe but when done with a black background and with
plans to overprice ... ( I recall once having just priced a map piece in my
shoppe and noticing I missed a digit ... changed in a very quick hurry!)
Anyways try my payback scheme ...revenge is very very sweet
Chris
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jubeialy
01:26AM
12/18/2002 " Re: Alert "
Awww Damn Karynn!! Chelsea and I were just talking and telling each other about stupid cheaters doing that!! Sheesh I really am sorry to hear that happend to you!
Neopets NEEDS to do something more than they are doing about the shops that are price changing. The stupid page that says "oh the price has been changed while you were buying do you still want it?"... That is simply not enough to discourage CHEATERS!! and the bad thing is that they are getting away with it!!
Grumpily Yours~~jubeialy
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karynndairan
01:24AM
12/18/2002 " Re: Alert "
Ok... done crying... DO NOT THINK this will affect my abilities to buy things... I'm going to get a loan... and she won't miss it either
SIDE NOTE: Mean people should be banned! ::growls::
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karynndairan
01:10AM
12/18/2002 " Alert "
MEAN @$#$@$!!!!!! ::sniff:: Watch out for people changing price
at last minute.... just got two two dubloon coins for 15K each... ::crys:: now
i get to start over from scratch!
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princencinderella
11:31PM
12/17/2002 " Re: :glare: oookk....TAKE THISSSS!!! "
*sputters and spits as 5 evil snowballs come barreling at her one hitting her smack in the face* *giggling insanely* That is it Silver you are soooooooo mine *runs to her room to grab her evil fuzzle army *whispers can be heard as mischevious deeds are planned*
*Chelsea walks over to the bar holding a mystery thing* What could it be? *on closer examination you can see that its a snowball slingshot loading with every snowball imagineable* Ohhhhh Silver........ You can't hide forever you know *takes aim and starts shooting wilding over to the bar where she hears giggles and silver whisper "shh.... we're supposed to be quiet"
BAM! One Fuzzle Down
BAM! Two Fuzzles Down
Silver you can run and you can hide but this wicked snowball gun is at my side
*sneaks right up behind her casually tapping silver on the shoulder, as she turns around shes bombarded with every snowball possible including an intresting yellow one that possibly might not be just yellow snow* Remember never to eat yellow snow lmao
*runs giggling down the hall and jumps up on the chandeliar with her lil fuzzle army* Now quiet we don't know what Silvers going to be up to now
Chandeliar Faerie of the day
Chelsea
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jubeialy
11:26PM
12/17/2002 " Re: Todays Christmas Tribute: "
ROFLMAO!!!!! Laurie I simply cant beleive it!! Every time that I think that you could NEVER possibly outdo yourself you simply go and show me how wrong I really am!! You are simply WONDERMOUS!!! That IS the BEST one that you have written to date I beleive. Yet knowing you tomorrow you will probably knock me out of my computer chair yet again!
Big Bang Dust!!! Haaa Haaa Now that was just the best chorus for that song and you are perhaps the ONLY person that could ever think up a chorus that AWESOME
Well Darling Yes another day has gone by and you have done it yet again... Made my day a little better and brighter for making me Laugh my Head off for one and for two for making me think about how wonderfull my online family Really is!
Laughingly and Lovingly Yours~~jubeialy
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zeekslider
11:07PM
12/17/2002 " That's so ugly... "
*herds in all seven (yes, 7) pets into the guild hall and then slams the door behind him turing around to re-enforce it with his body weight. His eyes are white with terror*
Do NOT go to the Battledome chat boards! They are trying to make you switch! And the name calling and nasty trade of words isn't helping the situation either!
*sits in the cornor in a fetal position rocking back and forth
with wide eyes of fear repeatedly and eeriely chanting "It's only a game...
It's only a game"*
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duvessa42
11:06PM
12/17/2002 " Singing and humming and twinkling away "
*big bang dust, its a must, la de da de daaah*
Laurie! What a lovely and beautiful and funny tune for a lovely and beautiful and funny Twink!
Now then, still outside, I point and giggle at the minyuns, who are working away diligently right in the midst of the courtyard, nearby the Oak and Ook (but not touching nor harming!), and dressed in fantastical Hawaiian shirts and grass skirts! Dig dig dig away they do, and plant plant plant the sprig.. oh I wonder what they might be doing out there?
Conspiring with Pinks and Rowan, we smirk a little together, and discuss spellcastings and trinkets. Now then, what else shall we need?
duvessa
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karynndairan
10:24PM
12/17/2002 " The War "
For my first war I have 102 points... not bad when you consider
my lack of good weapons and lack of healing items.
My best item is a Hand Painted Scarab which is currently loaned out.
The lupe I recently got needs much work. Considering doing the lab map... but
not sure.
Later,
Karynn Dairan
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truwarrior
10:02PM
12/17/2002 " And the fight lingers on... "
Grundo Leader: Here's that snowball you requested.
Tru: Thanks....but it sure took you long enough to get it to me!
Grundo leader: Sorry, but I saw other stuff I wanted to steal.
Tru: Hmph!...get out of here before I kick your grungy butt all the way back to Sloths domain.
::grips yellow snowball,winds it up and takes aim::.....here's your yellow snowball
Chris!!....ENJOY!!.....THWAP!!....Muhahahahahahaha!!!
And I'm sitting here can't believe my eyes....Did my secret santa just call
me a little wizling?!!....why if you werent my secret santa and all...I just
may be forced to throw an exploding snowball at you...lol!
Tru
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laurie1961
09:46PM
12/17/2002 " Re: secret santa sadness "
::a whispering spell ment for all to see::
Mitch, sweetie, are you certain you arent?
muhahahahaha *I am soooo bad!*
guardian of the Flame
High Protectoress of Odka
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laurie1961
09:45PM
12/17/2002 " Battered and brused "
I quickly stop to say that as long as this job goes, I'm afraid I wont be able to post the songs earlier in the day. I know ya'll wont mind, but I also have copies of them if you want. Ducking a wet snowball, getting schmacked by a rainbow one! ODD! *I like that*, the wet snowball lands in an invisible rubberband and as I am enjoying the rainbow glow, it hits the bullseye I cant seem to remove from the back of my head. Nice shot rowentree!
guardian of the Flame
High Protectoress of Odka
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starlight_ballerina
09:43PM
12/17/2002 " secret santa sadness "
I want clues about who my secret santa is. I feel so left out.
--Mitch
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laurie1961
09:41PM
12/17/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
Day 4
truwarrior
I got you wondering and thinking,
don't you know me little wizling?
Keep the stocking and I'll fill it with gifts
and maybe 1 or 2 or 42 more hints!
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laurie1961
09:40PM
12/17/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
Day 4
starlight_ballerina
Sweets to the sweet!
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laurie1961
09:40PM
12/17/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
Day 4
cutup
Play with your new found friend
But wear your hat or sniffles will never end
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laurie1961
09:39PM
12/17/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
Day 4
pinkworldplantep
"Pushing its way 'cross the depths of the ocean, this trite little thing
is disaster in motion!"
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laurie1961
09:39PM
12/17/2002 " Christmas Gift Messages "
Day 4
jubeialy
"we haven't talked much to this day but I've seen you go around the guild
with your blushingly ways... my gifts don't tell a thing about me so you'll
just have to wait... maybe till new years eve "
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jade_fighter
09:18PM
12/17/2002 " Hahahaha! "
I put my latest drawing up in Photos.. Even the large version
(click the thumbnail) is pretty hard to see, but that's how my hair is in the
morning, alll frizzy! LOL
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zeekslider
08:53PM
12/17/2002 " Re: WHAAAAA!!! "
Lucky Jade
For some reason I'm at the point where I can't beat anyone anymore! I just run when I reach the yellow area of HP after healing if the other guys is still in blue or higher. Call me chicken, but it doesn't look like I can imporve my 350 score for the dark *ahem* for Darigan's side.
Is this what I get for joining the side that is sick of finding dung for about 20 mins of playing Pick Your Own?
Oh well, I did my best, so now I'll just rest. Besides, it's just
a game.
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jade_fighter
08:46PM
12/17/2002 " Re: WHAAAAA!!! "
How is everyone else favoring against their final opponent? Um..
I'm not! Haha. I lose to anyone higher than Jeran, though I got at least 1 win
against him. I'm at the point where, unless by some miracle I beef up all my
stats tremendously or get some Hidden Tower weapons before the end of the war,
I can only beat the Green Knight (and he not always) or opponents lower than
him. 0_0 But I have my 238 points and I think that's pretty nice work for my
first war. I won't stop until the end or until even little Morris can beat me.
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laurie1961
08:46PM
12/17/2002 " Todays Christmas Tribute: "
None other then... Twinkle! Sung to the tune Jingle Bells:
A smile that sparkles bright, Paint splashed about her robes~
She wears white woolen socks, 5 inches from her toes!
Tucked safe atop her hat, is a bell that twinkles soft,
is powered by the giving soul that lives within her heart~
(Chorus)
Big Bang Dust, its a must, should you try to find
the entrance to her home, *tis true* in painting she resides
Big Bang Dust, its a must, should you try to find
the entrance to her home, *tis true* in painting she resides
Darting 'round the hall, armed with dragonquill and scroll,
A mischevious delight, Our artistic faerie goes
One never can prepare, such marvels she creates
In a flash she has snuck up on me and the list she tries to take!
(Chorus)
Big Bang Dust, its a must, should you try to find
the entrance to her home, *tis true* in painting she resides
Big Bang Dust, its a must, should you try to find
the entrance to her home, *tis true* in painting she resides
Laughter fills the hall, our Twinkle's such a hoot!
As the chase ensues, she pretends she has the loot~
after racing round, Twink dashes for her home
No safer place inside our guild, that painting's hers alone!
(Chorus)
Big Bang Dust, its a must, should you try to find
the entrance to her home, *tis true* in painting she resides
Big Bang Dust, its a must, should you try to find
the entrance to her home, *tis true* in painting she resides
Silver bluish dust the BIG BANG she has control
Twink launches toward her home, I follow, feeling bold
Inside the painting swirls, as I make my final dash
And into Mundaynes Ookcase the Absolut did smash!
(Chorus)
Big Bang Dust, its a must, should you try to find
the entrance to her home, *tis true* in painting she resides
Big Bang Dust, its a must, should you try to find
the entrance to her home, *tis true* in painting she resides
*Trust me on this one*
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rowentree052101
08:39PM
12/17/2002 " Hint For You "
Here's some hints for my Sandy Claws Gift Recipient:
North of The Border
Even though you're not here
I hope that these presents
Bring you good cheer
A little of this
A little of that
Some nice things for you
Some stuff for your pets
Yummies and drinks
Presents that sing
I hope that you have
A thumb that is green
~Rowan
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zeekslider
08:22PM
12/17/2002 " WHAAAAA!!! "
Holy $#!7!!
*ducks as DrAJK, his strongest NeoPet in the war, gets sent flying out of the battledome thanks to the Castle Defender!*
OOooooo, that will leave a mark.
*picks up his injured pet to take him to the healing springs*
How is everyone else favoring against their final opponent?
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jade_fighter
07:16PM
12/17/2002 " Hmm... "
Let me try to make this narrowed-down but not absolutely revealing...
To my recipient:
Uhhh.. you are female (or so your user lookup says!)
^_^ That will narrow it down for you (and everyone else haha)
a little.. I would like you (my recipient) to know it was I who was your santa
in time. But that time is not yet! Hahaha. Or you may not wish to know who your
santa was either, and I'll respect that. Either way, I'm having absolute fun
choosing gifts.
This is to inform my recipeant of yet one more clue my gifts have
a almost definate theme to them in direct corelation to the species I would
articulate further but run the risk of exposing myself to you roflmfao
THE DOG IS OUT:{ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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sparky2076
05:32PM
12/17/2002 " I WISH I WAS I WISH I WAS "
THE OLD DOG GRUMBLES THAT WINTER IS FOR PENGUINS AND THAT IF THE
DOG HAD ANY BRAINS AT ALL HE WOULD BE SOMEWHERE THAT SNOW IS IN PICTURES!!!!!!!
THE DOG HAS BEEN BUSY TRANSFERING ASSETS TO OTHER ACCOUNTS DUE TO THE FACT THAT
SOME OF THE TOP PLAYERS HAVE BEEN HACKED RECENTLY AND THE DOG IS IN THE TOP
200 OF THE WHOLE GAME MAKING HIM A POSSIBLE TARGET MY HARD EARNED POINTS ARE
NOW SAFELY RESIDING ELSEWHERE JUST IN CASE BETTER TO BE SAFE THAT HIGHLY INCENSED
ALSO ON THE AGENDA WAS PROPERLY BURYING ALL MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RECIEVED FROM
SECRET SANTA HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH ALL OF YOU AND YOU ARE WARM DRY AND HAVE
ENOUGH TO EAT NOT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD DOES YOU KNOW MIGHT BE TIME TO SHOW
A BIT OF GRATITUDE FOR ALL YOU DO HAVE THIS DOG IS GRATEFUL FOR A WARM DRY PLACE
TO CALL MY OWN AND THE SHELFS ARE NEARLY FULL FREEZER ALSO I THINK ABOUT HOW
LUCKY I AM AND REMEMBER THAT NOT ALL IN THE WORLD ARE AS FORTUNATE AS THE DOG
I HAVE INTERNET TV AND A HOST OF OTHER REAL WORLD ITEMS THAT WE TEND TO TAKE
FOR GRANTED PLEASE REMEMBER FOLKS THEASE ITEMS ARE LUXURIES TO OVER 87% OF THE
WORLD TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK WHATEVER POWER WORKS IN YOUR LIFE TO SAY A BIG
THANKS!!!!!! THAT IS ALL FOR NOW SPARKY THE K-9CLK
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pinkworldplanetp
05:21PM
12/17/2002 " Re: Will...be a dear... "
he has blocked neofriend requests...on all three accounts i know of...*sniff sniff* he doesn't like me whhhhaaaa
he saw me coming i guess...
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jubeialy
04:06PM
12/17/2002 " Re: Will...be a dear... "
Hey Silly Pinks -- In order to send a gift to our Young Mage Will all you need to do is make the request to be a neofriend -- once you make the request you can automatically send the gifts -- you dont need to wait for the acceptance
Helpingly Yours~~jubeialy
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pinkworldplanetp
03:47PM
12/17/2002 " Will...be a dear... "
and be my neofriend...i can't send you your gift *sniff*
-pouting pinks
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archangel_silver
02:05PM
12/17/2002 " :glare: oookk....TAKE THISSSS!!! "
:aiming at princencinderella, Silver shoots 5 evil snowballs. as teh balls fly thro the air, she jumps behind the bar, giggling with her 3 evil fuzzles...:
Fuzzleth: heheheh!! gooda shot Silvl!
Limebacker: heheheee...dey never saw it cominging!!
Flame: haha!! Dey hit u in da fash!!
Silver: heh heh heh...shoosh!! :giggle: we're TRYING to be quite...:giggle:
~Silver
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jubeialy
01:33PM
12/17/2002 " Re: ^_^ "
Well Now Well Now...
It Seems that there is a ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNG WILL
in order to be said! Well young silent mage you are yet Another year older and just one more to go till you can Stroll up to the Bar and order yourself Your Own Shot of Odka!! Fear Not young Mage for as you get older it seems that the Years begin to fly by just that much faster.
I hope that this Birthday you receive all that it is that you have wished for!! Have a Wondermous Birthday Young Guru!!
Wishingly Yours~~jubeialy
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duvessa42
10:52AM
12/17/2002 " Re: Reversal! "
...now believe it or not, that "Rowan" at the end is
actually glowing green, though you can't see it Silly, silly me..
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pinkworldplanetp
10:51AM
12/17/2002 " Re: Greenage. "
LOL! jade, that reminds me, i still have a third part of that
list i was making for you when i was working my other job...i forget where i
left off in neopian items...but i was almost finished...perhaps i should finish
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duvessa42
10:50AM
12/17/2002 " Reversal! "
As opposed to the normality of my dragging Pinks into some sort of fray or other, I find myself whisked away suddenly and without warning into a sort of a conspiracy between Pinks and Rowan! LOL! What fun is this..
Whisperings fly and mumblings mumble as plannings begin to form (what's that? magics? trees? *pshwhshpshshwhsss* ah yes, secrets, mm) - and, grinning with excitements, I stand up straight, whistle loudly, and call my minyuns over to the huddle. Managing to duck before getting hit again, of course.
After a few moments' conspiring, I send my minyuns off merrily to the out-of-doors, carrying various tools and what look like gardening devices? Pulling Pinks and Rowan into my Quarters, we start seeking out a little magical dust and some sprigs, and oh yes perhaps a handful of peat moss, and, casting some keep-us-warms spells, we march outside, following the minyuns at their heels.
Now what could we be up to?
duvessa- with happy Pinks and Rowan
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starlight_ballerina
10:46AM
12/17/2002 " Re: Greenage. "
Jade:
I have a bunch of green items for you but I can't send them to you or neomail you without being your neofriend. So if you go to this lot
http://www.neopets.com/island/tradingpost.phtml?type=browse&criteria=id&search_string=45914844
you can get them by biding something little and insignificant on them (ex:bottle of sand). Enjoy!
--Mitch
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jade_fighter
10:23AM
12/17/2002 " Greenage. "
I've added as much as will currently fit into my Gallery of Green,
under this same name; take a look at my shop and revel in all the greenery!
Most of the things in there were donated by Guild members, and it is to the
Guild I say thanks! More to come as I upgrade the size.
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jade_fighter
09:15AM
12/17/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
^_^ Heute "presents" ist rot!
Und meine Deutsch ist todd!
(Today's presents are red, and my Deutsch is dead) Lmao.
Thank you my santa! You're pretty sneaky; I'll give ya' that!
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jade_fighter
09:11AM
12/17/2002 " ^_^ "
Yo Will! Enjoy your special day. 20 only happens once in a lifetime. I think you'll be especially pleased with my gift (and thanks again jubes for your help!) :-D
love jade
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twinkle_42
07:09AM
12/17/2002 " Re: On another note :) "
Oh and ..last but not least,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILL!!
Boy, did you choose a happy season to be born!
wink.
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twinkle_42
07:08AM
12/17/2002 " twinkomessage "
I am here lurking around and be certain I read everything written
down!
Laurie, your inspiration is absolutely unmeasurable and if I may say so, there
are no limits of what you are capable!
I enjoy, laugh and smile each day when I read what awaits me on the Board, and
I say:
I'll be joining in more when Friday comes I swear, for that is when my Holidays
begin, a joyfull season, so fare!
*with the rim of my Hat dripping with soft snow, I gather my snowballs and gifts and safely place them in my SDB*
Twinkleth the Twink of TwinkerlandTwinklewink
(try saying that in a hurry!)
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princencinderella
01:10AM
12/17/2002 " On another note :) "
Theres also a sneaky lil mage who happens to be running around
sneaking in on messages so just so you guys know its this mages b/d today Happy
Birthday Will
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princencinderella
01:07AM
12/17/2002 " hehehe :) "
*quickly darts through the guild hall with evil snowballs in hand*
BAM!! Silver
BAM!! Duvessa
BAM!! jubeialy
BAM!! pink
BAM!! Terliss
BAM!! Laurie
BAM!! EasyD along with a cute lil evil fuzzle which will probably help with your revenge on me lol long time no see hon hope your doing good
*quickly runs away to her room careful to lock the door and put up her lil army
of cute EFM* Now don't let anyone in you hear me? If you do well your going
to be in deep trouble*
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pinkworldplanetp
12:16AM
12/17/2002 " Re: where do i sleep? "
*pinks and pooka seem to be planning something...one of the pinks
grabs duvessa into the huddle*
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pinkworldplanetp
11:21PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Pelted, pelted, PELTED!! "
*a quck glance at a pelted duvessa*
hee hee hee, you know why pinks don't get hit? they are throwing,
thats why
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duvessa42
10:55PM
12/16/2002 " Pelted, pelted, PELTED!! "
Ack! Goodness! Sitting at the Bar is apparently not the best place for a "bright" young Wizard to be.. *mutter*
Hit repeatedly by Tru, Mitch and Chris (to name a few!) I sit amazed at the way that the snow seems to almost completely miss Pinks who are next to me and Puritanical behind the Bar.. what am I, the goose?!
No matter, for I shall have my revenge.. muahahah..
And.. a Clockwork Quiggle? LOL! What an odd thing to be hit in the back of the head with!
duvessa
p.s. Any, any hints might be appreciated, oh dearest dearest Sandy.. ^_^
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pinkworldplanetp
10:21PM
12/16/2002 " where do i sleep? "
wow, never thought about it before...pooka asked me if she could bunk with me LOL i just crash by the fire...hmmmmmmmmmmm
*taking pookahed by the arm and grabbing our cocoas, we wander
off to a quiet corner...from which quiet giggling and not quiet english whispers
can be heard.*
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kelshy
10:16PM
12/16/2002 " Re: With that, I take a large sip "
Here Laure have a Blended Lemaniac ...I am sure that it will go fine with a healthy dose of odka
Chris
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laurie1961
10:08PM
12/16/2002 " With that, I take a large sip "
Let the games continue! And line up that BAR!!!! The reason I was late before the puppies took out my cords is the Temp agency called, and they have a job for me, about 45 min from here *last one was 1 hour plus*
It may be 2 days, maybe 10, but a blessing either way. 2 days will still put food on the table!!
CELEBRATE! *No Disco* she flashes to the SnowMan Band, how about a little andrew...
ITS TIME TO PARTY LETS PARTY
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laurie1961
10:02PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
truwarrior
A sweet after a battle is what you really need!
But I tell ya, gross is not for me!
*Day 3, its done, WHOOPIE* ... thats from Laurie
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laurie1961
10:02PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
starlight_ballerina
Remember to stay warm during the winter months!
*Day 3, its done, WHOOPIE* ... thats from Laurie
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laurie1961
10:01PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
puritanical
"I haven't been around long but I noticed you spend a lot of time around
the bar. I thought perhaps these could be magicked into new fancy drinks. If
not, sugar is always tasty anyways "
*Day 3, its done, WHOOPIE* ... thats from Laurie
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laurie1961
10:00PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
jade
Ice and Snow, Ice and Snow, What shall be next?? Only I shall Know!! Haaa Heee.....
*Day 3, its done, WHOOPIE* ... thats from Laurie
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laurie1961
09:59PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
cutup
................
Save this for ‘morrow
As you will need one
Or feel sorrow …
*Day 3, its done, WHOOPIE* ... thats from Laurie
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laurie1961
09:57PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
pinkworldplantep
"This good-smelling flake is sadly not edible, however, its colour is awfully
incredible."
*Day 3, its done, WHOOPIE* ... thats from Laurie
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laurie1961
09:56PM
12/16/2002 " Christmas Gift Messages "
sparky
The gifts you will continue to receive will not compromise my identity. Read
not into these gifts, because there are no hidden meanings in any of them to
who I am. Understand though, that these gifts are for a special dog such as
yourself and I sincerely hope you enjoy them.
*Day 3, its done, WHOOPIE* ... thats from Laurie
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kelshy
09:39PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Disaster strikes! "
ok ok contrite I shall be
I've been told and I can see
no more snowballs shall I throw
well perhaps a few small pieces of snow
*wink wink* I shan't be naughty
though I am sure being good will drive me dotty
tarbender, hot chocolate for all
for we do need it to help thaw
Chris
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pinkworldplanetp
08:55PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Disaster strikes! "
oh no! well, if you need help...i'd do what i could
*pinks teeth are chattering and their fingers are cold. so much
snow in my box! just when i get it all cleaned up, there comes more! i send
it all out, to others about * more hot chocolate please!
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laurie1961
08:03PM
12/16/2002 " Disaster strikes! "
The self inflating door to wall bumpers hardly have time to react as the doors to the Great hall literally EXPLODE, sending shock waves through the entire land.
NO! THE PUPS CRASHED MY SYSTEM
The snow literally disappears midflight! *except for the Snow Man band, Zeek must have warned them about such things as this) as the firey locks of the Absolut literally alive, send a huge shower of flames throughout the hall.
*ODKA STOP! NOT THE TREE*
blasts into the last sane recess of her mind. Immediately the shower subsides,
actually leaving the hall much dryer and cleaner then its ever been in the middle
of a celebration. *Strange how that works*
Head bowed, very slowly I regain my composure. Voice soft, I explain the tragedy as best I can. The dogs ate my homework seems not such a stretch. I was putting the last minute things on the received from, send to, message for, ect. lists for tonight, in a rush seeing I was already late. Cute they may be, but they got into a tumble, 3 balls of fluff and teeth, rolled under my desk, and wrapped themselves up in the cords as they played. Before I could think or blink they had disconnected both the mouse and keyboard and completely crashing it, all changes to the documents gone.
*Thankful I was not literally a child of Woodstock, just one that enjoys its music, the items I recall* Hopefully I get them right, those that had changes, I shall neomail you once the sending is done, and make sure.
I'm so sorry.
Laurie
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kelshy
07:33PM
12/16/2002 " hmmmm "
so which one of you jokers sent this guy over to my items list???
The Grundo Leader attacks!!! He steals 'Yellow Snowball'
stealing ammo in the middle of a snowball war has gotta be high treason ...
lmao
THWAPP
.... THWAP
........THWAP
time for me to duck and hide
Chris
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domesticbliss
06:58PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Todays Christmas Tribute: "
*knee deep in snow*
and it would have been deeper if one of our members did not make an army of snowmen (thank you by the way)
Laurie, I believe some of this snow belongs to you and what kind of friend would I be if I kept you from your snow
But on a less hit-Laurie-with-countless-snowballs note, your songs get better everyday and I am truly impressed.
Nice to see you and Your hair Easy... and you too 13lastech. If Jlack showed up for a moment the entire family would be reunited during these year ending festivals!
Sometimes I think moreso then punishment it would be amusing if
Alombar, using his account just messaged these people asking them what they
would like to trade for his own account... so they know 100% they have been
caught
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jubeialy
06:33PM
12/16/2002 " Re: fuzzle mayhem "
Wow EasyD In that voice that I just cant recall who says it I
say to you dearest " I LIIIIKES IT, I LIIIKES IT!" The voice is a
bit whinny and nasal.
Now this is going to drive me CRAZY!! Who or What character says that phrase??
Well if anyone can think of whom it is that I am speaking of drop me a neomail
to end my usual lapse in memory.
Thinkingly Yours~~jubeialy
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jade_fighter
06:12PM
12/16/2002 " Eggnog Ice Cream "
Check the photos folks! There's some sort of strange solar phenomenon going on with erin's hair in there; I was nearly blinded!
And Mel, if you could kindly clear some photos space I have a
new pic I'd like to get in there too.
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easydamsel
05:33PM
12/16/2002 " fuzzle mayhem "
the fuzzle minyuns hasta gottens their revengers on the easydampsel! she's had goings to bed laster nights and we's turneded her hair pompking orange! *evil fuzzle giggles*
just to give the guild a smile i posted a pic of the most recent incarnation of my hair colour in the photo gallery.
love and other quick change artists,
e.
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starlight_ballerina
05:32PM
12/16/2002 " *giggle* "
A curtain pulls back a little and Mitch peeks out into the hall and watches various people shake off snow, throw snow, and wake up frozen the floor. She giggle quietly to herself and shoots off a few snowballs.
Duvessa POW
The Pinks POW
Laurie POW
Silver POW
Chris POW
She smiles contentedly and goes back to being close to invisible sitting on the windowsill.
--Mitch
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zeekslider
05:24PM
12/16/2002 " Merry Christmas! You're laid off! "
*the dark rain cloud forms again over his head*
Why are you here?
*a card drops into his hand. As he reads on, he starts to get a familar frown*
Faith is a cruel mistress. My own mother just got word that she will be laid off come April. Some Christmas we are going to have. First I can't get a job and now my mom gets news that she is going to lose hers.
*slides over to hte bar and looks for that bottomless Odka glass.
Still here.*
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jade_fighter
04:32PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Todays Christmas Tribute: "
About that trading message, laurie. It can be read another way,
due to the placement of the comma. We've already got the idea of the impersonator.
And I rule out the idea of trading items since she uses the word
account. It looks to be a foolish young...nutball...actually thinking Vt would
trade accounts with her. Not trade items with her; trade accounts. "IM
me at whatever if you want to trade your account for mine, Alombar42" has
the same value as "Alombar42, IM me at whatever if you want to trade your
account for mine." I think she is addressing Vt and telling him to IM her.
It's written in correct English grammar, you see! She may have placed it there
in Trades, thinking of no other way to contact Vt.
Of course, a warning still wouldn't do her bad. I already sent mine, and I see the lame trade offer is gone.
I rethought my hacker idea too. It would be highly unusual and not in a hacker's best interests to gain the account and then brag about it in trades; after all, that almost screams "Abuse Team, I just did something bad and here I am, come get me!" I expect s/he would simply make off with the items and Np instead. The deal with the login and the deal with the trade offer are most likely two separate incidents.
Haha and pink, it was quick of you to figure out it would be in
History That shows genius.
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zeekslider
04:21PM
12/16/2002 " Re: what?!?! that wasnt a snowball!! "
SOMEONE THREW GROSS FOOD IN A SNOWBALL FIGHT?! THAT'S LIKE THROWING A ROCK IN A DIRT CLOT WAR!
Oh wait, I'm suppose to be asleep...
*turns towards the tree and sees himself sleeping*
WHAT IN THE NAME OF TOLKEN IS GOING ON?!
Hmmm.. I must have accedently astral-projected myself while I was asleep. Wonder how that happened? Oh well.
*like a ghost, he floats into his body and wakes up. As he sits up, he scratches his head only to realise that the sticky snow from early acted like a gell causing his raven hair to harden on one side in a molding of the floor.*
I hate when this happens...
*snaps his fingers and his hair is back to normal*
Much better
And as an extra bonus!
Congradulations to all those who recently got new robes!
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archangel_silver
03:40PM
12/16/2002 " what?!?! that wasnt a snowball!! "
:wiping who-knows-what gross foods out of her vision, Silver glares
at Tru:
HEY! i thought this was a SNOWBALL fight...not a food fight...sheesh!!
TAKE THIS!!
POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW!!!!!
:a bunch of snowballs hit tru full on, knocking her backwards:
Heh heh heh heh....
~Silver
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pinkworldplanetp
02:52PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Todays Christmas Tribute: "
three cheers for alombar and twinkle!!
hiphip horray! hiphip horray! hiphip horray!
and to laurie for that wondermous song!!
*wondering if she was being sarcastic with that genius remark *
thanks, ryan, for the fire snow...just what i always wanted
*wandering over to sit with duvessa at the bar* hot cocoa please
i shall help with that snowman, once my fingers are thawed (thanks fuzz, i had
just finished cleaning up my inbox...now more snow!)
-pink
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princencinderella
02:01PM
12/16/2002 " Snowman/snowwoman anyone? "
Its snowing here....beautiful big flakes coming down.. and I think
we should all build a snowman/snowoman that represents ourselves and set them
all around outside maybe outside our windows? *I start to build my snowoman
Lets see blonde hair oops wait thats not right I dyed it again....Ok lets see
reddish brown hair complements of a copying spell I did Lets see blue eyes taken
a little from the enchanting sky.... pink lips taken from maryhadalittlepiggy
hmmmmm ohhhhh yeah I can't forget my wings *snaps fingers* Ahhhh there we go
some beautiful dragonfly wings to go on her I like them they are very colorful
and transparent Oh yeah perfect *grabs a santa hat to put on* ooopss I can't
forget clothes now can I? *giggle* Pulls out her Mrs. Clause outfit and snaps
it on..... Ahhhh there we go Now I want to see some cut snowman and snowoman
visiting with my other snowbally half
Oh and a special thankies to council for my new guru robes its been awhile....
I'll have to go dig out my guru boots with wings that twink gave me a long ways
back I just like my dear old sparky dad left and came back....why? because I
love it here and the people are always always here to offer advice and to stick
by you no matter what..... some of the best things in life are free and that
my friend is friendship so thanks to every single one of you that I've talked
to forever and for always listening and caring *big huggles*
Love Always,
Chelsea
P.S. Mr Secret Santyclaws some clues would be most helpful......? *goes to bite
the gingerbread wocky she got* MMMMMM thankies
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rowentree052101
01:51PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Yellows and fires and new robings, oh my! "
Mmmmm Fire Snow. So nice and warm after all those cold snowballs!
Thank you
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kelshy
01:44PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Yellows and fires and new robings, oh my! "
did you think that you wouldn't be a sitting duck at the bar ... my goodness you were even the right colour... yellow and add a clockwork quiggle too :D
Thwap
Thwap
by the way ... can you believe I had to go buy some clockwork quiggles??? that
darned sloth guy came along and zapped my clockwork quiggle into a pile of sludge
before I had it even two minutes!!!
Chris
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duvessa42
01:03PM
12/16/2002 " Re: Todays Christmas Tribute: "
Sipping down the very Caf I just received, I begin hearing some rhymey tunes coming from... over there...
Laurie! That was beautiful! I'll raise my.. erm.. mug.. to that one: cheers to Alombar (and darling Twinkleth too)!
duvessa
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duvessa42
12:59PM
12/16/2002 " Yellows and fires and new robings, oh my! "
Having awoken with a gift of fire snow (it *is* rather nice and warm, since you mention it) and a yellow abominable snowball, I grin with delight and place them accordingly: the cute yellow guy at the door to my Quarters (just off to the side-like so I won't trip over it, like our ever-so-coordinated and extra-graceful Artistic Faerie over there.. *giggle*) and the Fire Snow inside my Quarters, so as to act as a heating device and possibly a thawing one as well. One never knows just how frozen one can get in the snow fights of the Hall.
Walking into the Hall and towards the Bar for my morning (yes, it is morning for me, thankyouverymuch) mug of Caf with cinnamon, I pause and notice our favourite dog sporting new robes.. Sparky, you look mah-vellous!
Upon reaching the Bar I am greeted with a grumbling Tarbender who, oddly enough, looks a bit like a snowman himself - LOL - good one, Laurie! I sit carefully at the Bar, assuring no one is targeting me, as it *is* rather difficult to hide when one is glowing yellow - not seeing any perpetrators, I relax a little, and sip down my Caf.
Mmm... warm goodness! ^_^
duvessa
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laurie1961
12:58PM
12/16/2002 " Todays Christmas Tribute: "
Let me see, I've paid tribute to Towel and Hanky, The EFM, Tru
and Jade, and for today's tribute...
None other then mi'lord Alombar
To: Winter Wonderland
He's a God, Our Adonis
In a flash, Look! He got it!
No map he wont buy
His shop ranks so High
Driving competition out their brain...
Hail the King, shop wiz master
To offend, spells disaster
No programming glitch yet found he cant fix
A BOFH designer thru and thru
(In the meadow part)
Many players wish they could de-throne him
Many more wish they could get his dough
He just grins from underneath his moustache
Mildly amused:
I dont think soooooooo~
In his shoppe he displays things
Great Ceaser Ghost! Its amazing
Our Twink by his side
His artistic bride
She relays the doings in the hall...
(In the meadow part)
I for one am proud I got to know him
How I love this guild he made for us
With Absolut respect I bow before him
And I know I'm not the only one...
In the end, all considered,
He'll remain all that glitters
The riddle unsolved, and drinks in the hall
Raise your cup, Hip-hip Lord Alombar...
All Hail our glorious ruler ALOMBAR!
All Hail our glorious ruler ALOMBAR!
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laurie1961
12:53PM
12/16/2002 " PINK YOU ARE A GENIUS "
Ok, so I lost my temper, didn't write down the name of the imposter, simply did the right click copy paste and attack. Whatcha gonna do?
So, along comes this neomail, that nonchalantly says, hey, if you went to her userlookup, it's in your history... Naw...
I am NOT saying this is the imposter. I simply remember the word angel cuz thats my dog, and when I pasted this name I was so torked I backspaced by accident and had to put a 7 in.
Under Island Trading Post *the trades are no longer there* http://www.neopets.com/island/tradingpost.phtml?type=browse&criteria=owner&search_string=fallenangel07
Under User lookup in history: http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=fallenangel07
The only way to be certain is to check with the abuse report I
sent to them last night...
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zeekslider
12:39PM
12/16/2002 " *THUD* "
*with an echoing thud, He falls from his "bed" in the
Christmas tree. Looks like he rolled off the branch he was on . Oddly enough,
he's unphased and just rolls onto this other side and goes back to sleep with
Sticky Snowball residue clinging to his hair from Fuzz's assault*
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fuzzleminion_42
12:36PM
12/16/2002 " suspicious "
As I slowly creep into the guild, I see a pile of snowballs lying
on the floor.So I bend over to pick several of them up and throw them in all
directions.(snicker) Well that was fun who knows who gets hit. well I think
I have some hot coco and sit by the fire and nap
The Fuzz
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jade_fighter
12:18PM
12/16/2002 " Yeah I'll Look Around... "
Vt.. there's a lead on your potential hacker too, I'm sure you
already figured. If this impostor did manage to get ahold of your account they
might try to trade it... and for that short while, they would have said they
were alombar42. Your idea about the strange characters seems more likely though.
Now why s/he would trade it once s/he had it, I can't guess. Either way, this
person is up to no good, and ought to be found and dealt with. I'll keep alert
in trades.
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laurie1961
12:10PM
12/16/2002 " Perfect timing Zeek~ "
As if on cue, the snowman band *with the inflated lips* is ready? First, so the rhythm is right, the actual song:
Winter Wonderland
Dick Smith, Felix Bernard 1934
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
in the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight,
walking in a winter wonderland.
Gone away is the bluebird,
here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
as we go along,
walking in a winter wonderland.
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
we'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
when you're in town.
Later on, we'll conspire,
as we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
the plans that we've made,
walking in a winter wonderland.
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
and pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
until the other kiddies knock him down.
When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
walking in a winter wonderland.
Walking in a winter wonderland,
walking in a winter wonderland.
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hdiv
11:57AM
12/16/2002 " A Commemoration "
Because I will be unable to visit the guild over the next few days (I have finals to take), I will have to pause my involvement in the snowball war. I should be back by the 20th. And so, I leave you with this just in case the war ends without me:
My gift to you, to remember the snowball war, is Fire Snow. Surely, when you receive it, you will feel warmth again instead of the cold that you have been inflicted with.
With that said, Ryan heads over to the fireplace, whispers a "hello" to zeek, and sits before the fire to contemplate who her Sandy Claws may be. Turning quickly, she calmly throws a sticky snowball at the fuzz, and for good measure, throws another at Laurie.
~Ryan
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jubeialy
10:26AM
12/16/2002 " Re: ALL TRADERS "
Well Now Well Now...
I hear that we have a NoGoodNick in the area of the trading post. Well being
the Sleuther that I am I suppose that it is now time for me to step up to one
of my many duties and turn the Sleuthing Ability Level up to Super Sleuth! Laurie
I will be neomailing you to ask you a few questions about the Trading Post incedent.
Also I wanted to tell you that The MN Conversion chart was ABSOLUTLY Hillarious!!
I havent read anything that funny in a while and my other half simply adored
it, being the Huge football fan that he is.
Zeek I Love the Snowman Band and the Real Life proportions are perfect to a T! You have outdone yourself.
Twink and Assistant what a Wondermous job on the Chronicles. You guys are doing an incredible job yet again.
Well Guys I am going out for my Walkabout for today seeing how I have been truly neglecting my Walkabouts as of late. Just not enough hous in a day I tell ya.
Walkingly Yours~~jubeialy
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kelshy
10:07AM
12/16/2002 " Re: ALL TRADERS "
I will watch ... but I gotta tell ya the number of scams running through the trades is unreal.
Chris
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zeekslider
08:35AM
12/16/2002 " Snowman Band Aerosmith! "
*With much detail and very little sleep showing in his bloodshot eyes, he finally finishes putting the details on the Snowman Band. Stepping back, he reveils to all that on the forgotten Christmas Stage is a snowman version of Aerosmith*
Hmm... I wonder...
*Sticks his head into the Steven Tyler snowman's mouth*
Yup, that's proportionate to the real thing.
*with the fatigue of a million beaten government muels, he drags
himself towards the Christmas Tree ignoring the pleting he's getting from the
snowballs and climbs their branches carefully as to not distrub any of the orniments
to an undisclosed location in the tree to sleep*
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laurie1961
08:03AM
12/16/2002 " ALL TRADERS "
May I have your attention please. (Yes, I know it sounds serious, but I need your help)
Last night there was a fallenangelXXXXX *I didnt write down the numbers, and dont remember the exact spelling, how helpful* whos wishlist was like this: IM me at whatever if you want to trade your account for mine, Alombar42 At first I *duh* thought she was asking our great Adonis to trade, and I pointed it out to the silent mage, who said NO, she says she's Alombar42. Well... Guess who went nutz? I reported it, but would like to get the username right for our great and busy leader. This little twit needs to be sought out, revealed and disposed of. I'm off to search out employment for the afternoon, so I call all who enter the trading post to watch for this and POST the name and wishlist here for our leader.
Thanks, wish me luck!
Laurie
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twinkle_42
03:54AM
12/16/2002 " Re: lonely pinks.... "
Ah there there pinky, I'll keep you company as you are not the only one in the right timezone. Everyone seems to be in the wrong timezone and they won't even admit it! lol!
*Hopping towards the bar to join Pink, I stumble upon a yellow snowman and gloriously meet the floor with a THUD!*
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pinkworldplanetp
01:07AM
12/16/2002 " lonely pinks.... "
*sigh* all alone in my timezone, all are sleeping, no one to play with but myself..(don't get me wrong, i like me, but i always know what i am going to do next )
*bored little pinks playing with snow...suddenly an idea stikes!
there is plenty of snow about the guild...the busy, bored no longer, pinks scoop
snow from all over the place -- even cleaning the bar again -- and fashion for
everyone a little friend...sorry about the yellow tinge seems to me a lot of
yellow snow was used in the snowball fight*
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truwarrior
11:46PM
12/15/2002 " Oops!! "
The mighty warrior sensing a massive power surge resonate through one certain K-9.....she starts to regret the snowball attack she perpetrated on said K-9 just moments earlier.....she turns her attention instead to Silver....pulling out her ghastly all that is Gross gun....she fires a stinky salvo at her and smiles defiantly...take that sniper!!...hahaha!!......By the way, I must thank my secret sandyclaws for the gifts thus far....keep the stink comingand the non stinky ones too
Still avenging,
Tru
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sparky2076
11:08PM
12/15/2002 " OMG I am so JAZZED!!!!!!! "
THE OLD DOG SLINKS IN THRU THE PORTABLE DOGGIE DOOR AS IS HIS
CUSTOM ONLY TO DISCOVER SOMEONE HAS SPIRITED AWAY WITH HIS WIZARD ROBES
AND FELT THE OLD DOG WORTHY ENOUGH TO DON THE ROBES OF THE MASTER I BOW HUMBLY
TO THOSE WHO DECIDE SUCH THINGS AND THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY OLD DOGGIE
HEART THIS DOG ONCE MADE THE MISTAKE OF GOING TRAVELING AFTER HE HAD BEEN HERE
A LONG TIME NEVER BEING HAPPY WITH WHAT I FOUND I RETURNED TO MY HOME HERE IN
THE HALL AND KNOW WITHOUT ANY DOUBT I MADE THE CORRECT CHOICE TO RETURN I SHALL
NOT STRAY FROM THE HOME I HAVE FOUND HERE I AM HUMBLY YOURS ONCE AGAIN THE MASTER
SPARKY THE K-9CLK:
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truwarrior
10:12PM
12/15/2002 " laughing all the way... "
Amused at the sight of Laurie dumping a load of snowballs on our tarbender....I take it the momentary ban on our snowball fight has been summarily lifted....I proceed in quick order to whoop some butt with my automatic snow launchers......"Rambo....eat your heart out!!"....Muhahahahahaha!
An avenging Tru
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truwarrior
10:06PM
12/15/2002 " While away.... "
Wizzards will definitely play I see....thanks for filling up my inventory again with every imaginable snow there is...you are all evil....there are a few of you that are oh so lucky that Laurie paused this little snowfight we're having....and as Domestic has said....retaliation is in order as some of you will see when inventory inspection comes around....Silver, my little wizzard sniper,::smiles devilishly::...you will pay the piper dearly for your incredible aim...bes be running to th roofters....hehe....Ryan..lol...you got us good...I wish I could say the quadruple team on you was planned, but alas...it was luck of the draw so to speak....right now, I'm target...er, I mean looking at a big dog that came in to warm himself up at the fireplace.....::my lavender eyes sparkle with mischief::
Tru
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laurie1961
09:44PM
12/15/2002 " with a very LARGE umbrella "
I flash the nicest sweetest *ISH* Odka smile...
*ahem*
Tarbender in training, whatever mean ye?
None in the bar would ever diss thee.
I see no such damage, I know no such deed,
Confused by your warning, THIS WIZ TAKES NO HEED!!
In a flash our beloved Domestic is burried
by an avalanch of snowballs. I save a few to see if our Technomancer may need
more extinguishing tools...
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13lastech
09:20PM
12/15/2002 " Re: My Secret Sandy Claws "
BEGIN TRANSMISSION
Quote:
With exhuberence (spellcheck pls!)
"Exuberance". ^_^
Seems like it's been an eternity since I said anything here . . . But I swear I'll be back posting and upholding the grammar and spelling standards of the guild in no time. ^_- My school lets us out for "Winter Break" at the end of this upcoming week, so that should give me at least a bit more time.
*An explosion rocks the room, sending APP flying. A moment later
he rushes nervously back, holding a fire extinguisher.*
. . . But for now, I'd better take care of that. I've been experimenting on
a way of spreading Holiday Cheer faster and more efficiently than ever before!
*Red and Green flames, tinged with sparkles, shoot up into the air. Klaxons
begin sounding.*
Probably shouldn't have pirated the parts for the automatic sprinklers, now
that I think about it. APP, could you cut the comm signa-
END TRANSMISSION
-13lastech
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domesticbliss
09:00PM
12/15/2002 " MN's Climate, Christmas and the like "
Laurie up in Canada we use Celsius but if memory serves me the forties is still above freezing making it much warmer then where I am ... which might I add is in one of the warmest, albeit, snowiest areas around.
Christmas has come for the second day in a row and I thank my mystery Santa for the gift I am about to go inspect.
Twinkle, I believe the chornicles are my next stop tonight as much of these festivities were missed to to the rigorous schedule of school last semester.
The song was beautiful as I assumed it would be....
but now on to important matters (if the previous weren't)
How is it that I leave for not even 24 hours and there are two pages of messages and a whole whack of snowballs in my invetory? now I am going to have to mop up the bar again as I am sure puritanical will not wish to again
PS: YOU ARE ALL IN FOR A LARGE-SCALE RETALIATION teeheehee
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fuzzleminion_42
07:06PM
12/15/2002 " Re: Todays Christmas Tribute: "
Its sounds sooooooooooooo good in here...
That was a very neat song.. Keep up the good work.. The snow wars are still
on I see... But I have plenty of plots and things to retaliate with just you
wait. I am going over to the fire place (my fav spot cause I just love to nap)
Cuddles up with her new Toy White blumaroo plushie. Thankyou secret santa
The Fuzz
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kelshy
06:51PM
12/15/2002 " Re: grrrr!!! "
well said Laurie...
Zeek ... we all have challenges and life is about making the best
of the seemingly insurmountable challenges we face. Question everything, learn
always, love and laugh with all your heart ... enjoy your life every single
day ... tomorrow it could be vastly different.
and when all else fails ... toss some virtual snowballs equiped with heat-seeking
devices, drink a few too many concoctions from the tarbender, cheer twinkles
bowling skills in the fight against evil, call upon EFM, love and laugh with
all your heart ... tomorrow is another day
notice the similarities ... go for it
Chris
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laurie1961
06:04PM
12/15/2002 " Re: grrrr!!! "
Reality... what an ugly word.
Zeek, yes, thats how it is out there, so we hide in here. One of us has had a terrible tragidy that left a beloved family member as a Quadraplegic for the rest of his young life. Another has to take care of her mother, and also lost her job. She is the only one that is capable of working, her hubby is disabled. Another lost her child to drugs. Another is suffering from illness. Thats why we come here.
Try not to let it get the best of you. Thats what we do. Keep
up the good work on the stage!
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laurie1961
05:57PM
12/15/2002 " Re: Messages guys!! "
pinkworldplantep
"Now up in the skies there arises a clatter, a boom and a
pop and explosions and splatters!"
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laurie1961
05:56PM
12/15/2002 " Re: Messages guys!! "
cutup
Not for eating while outta sight
Decorate your tree so bright
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laurie1961
05:56PM
12/15/2002 " Re: Messages guys!! "
starlight_ballerina
Aren't they cute? And yummy, too!
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laurie1961
05:54PM
12/15/2002 " Messages guys!! "
truwarrior
Yin and Yang and a Good Luck charm
is what a warrior should always have
As for the gross food, it will keep on coming
and your inventory will keep on stinking!
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jade_fighter
05:52PM
12/15/2002 " Re: Dusty Chronicles "
^_^ Yay, I'm gonna' go read it right now. Good job Mel! And cheers especially to duvessa, who assists with the saving of important materials.
Oh my! I look in my inbox and what do I see? Snow items standing
right in front of me! Haha, my gifts were all cheerful, and thoughtful, and
remind me of home. I'm beginning to sense perhaps a winter theme? Icy gifts
yesterday, snowy gifts today! But what will the future bring? I'll have to wait
and see! Thank you, my secret santa!
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zeekslider
05:51PM
12/15/2002 " grrrr!!! "
I can't believe this!! No one is hiring?? A whole week before Christmas and no one is hiring?!?!
Can't a poor, just out of high school, had his big post graduation plans blow up in his face kid like me get a break??
*Moves over towards the Christmas Stage that everyone has forgoten
about and starts adding detail to the snowman band since he's lost the mood
to get involved in the snowball fight*
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duvessa42
04:42PM
12/15/2002 " Re: Day 2 "
Happy for the break in bombardment, I take a quick inventory (wand, sparklys, minyuns, blobling, gingerbread.. yep, all here), and as all quiets down, the Hall begins to twinkle () and sparkle with shimmery lights - and happily, a gingerbread cookie has found its way to you.
In the spirit of givings always.. and evenmoreso nowadays!
duvessa
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laurie1961
04:32PM
12/15/2002 " Day 2 "
In my royal blue and silver flowing robe adorned with festive green, gold and red gemstones, I appear in the midst of the hall.
Some of these weapons are pretty impressive, but alas...
PAUSE FOR THE CLAWS
K, snowbattlers, please lower your arsenol on the count of 3, ready?
THREE!!
*I've always wanted to do that*
With a quick wave, the hall is ready for the giving of todays gifts. I walk ceremonious style toward the tree, and almost instantiously get my foot caught in the so called flow of the robe... She's down, no, wait, she's up again! Such is the life of the Odka...
Let Day 2 of the exchange begin... so sayeth me, the...
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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laurie1961
01:54PM
12/15/2002 " A snowpelted noble? "
No no, this will never do~ Raising her left arm, the Absolut makes a circular motion.
HOLD IT!
Unsure what she's holding exactly, she simply freezes everything in a byte out
of time. She scratches the old master atop his head, *did I touch anything chitari
as of late* she muses... must not have, I still have all 10 digits. She extends
her hand to poor chilly Rowen, which is a rare happening indeed.
Dry be ye, oh nobly born, tis not their fault, fear not this storm. For in these halls, no creature chill, come out, sweet noble be ye sealed. Within these walls nothing can harm, BOFH the wizard charm...
Adjusting Rowen's helmet she gives a quick nod, and goes back to her thinking place, the Odka corner of the bar...
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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twinkle_42
12:33PM
12/15/2002 " My Secret Sandy Claws "
With exhuberence (spellcheck pls!), I receive my adoringly Blue gifts and carefully place them in my Gallery with reverance!
Thank you homever you are! With excitment I await what is to come!
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twinkle_42
12:12PM
12/15/2002 " Dusty Chronicles "
In the midst of a snowballish confuzzlement, Twink and her Mighty Dragonquill are Oh! so busy with the updating of our Chronicles - finally!
So, you can now take a peak for Jades Bday (after 9 whole months!!) and you can also read about the fun we had during Hallloween and dear Lauries bday.
More to come... I swear!!
ps.Thank you my dearest Chronicle helper!
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jade_fighter
12:01PM
12/15/2002 " Re: Todays Christmas Tribute: "
Oh what a wonderful tune! And it's in perfect fuzzlespeak! The fuzzles have been excellent trainees this year, and I'm glad for the might they lend our paramilitary. I sang the song for I-Vl Gr-E and Lt-L Gr-In last night and they hopped up and down in an ecstatic blur of coloured fluff, screaming and cutely smiling like all get out. Then they swarmed around me "chompbat booties" and bit down tightly as I clomped around in the snow. Evil Grey had a harder time of it, seeing as how his mouth is still stitched shut after all these 16 months. Haha, and Little Green's eyes were so bright and big, you could tell he was having fun! I likened it to grabbing onto someone for a piggy-back ride. We went over a hill and a dale, and through some forest (my goodness, the pines are loevely this time of year), and wound up at my home in the Northern Ook Woods, where it's currently a soothing 10 degrees F. I treated them to some coffee and coconut pudding (so I skimp on real food when my folks are gone!) and then we said hi to my puppies and traipsed back to the Guild Hall. By the time we got back the snowball foray was in full swing and I managed to get pelted plenty of times by some very intelligent wizards. Luckily for me, I am now cold enough to evade the heat sensors, although bright yellow! ^_^ I think I'll go warm up by the fire with a big mug brimfulla coffee (the MBC!) ( )8
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jade_fighter
11:43AM
12/15/2002 " Hmm S/he Knows Me Well! "
To my secret sandy claws:
Your gifts were very nICE.
And should you send a hint my way,
I'll see it in a trICE!
Danke!
Jade
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archangel_silver
11:31AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
(sheesh!! my posts dont post!!! arg!!)
sheesh...what an really off day i have been having...:shakes head:
cunfuzzled,
~Silver
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archangel_silver
11:30AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
:blinks: ok...so i was right? >.
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duvessa42
11:15AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
Laughing hysterically at the antics of all our snowballing members, who happened to snowball ME overnight, I pick up some of the recently thrown stuffs and throw them back in several directions..
Rowan! Watch OUT over there! That wasn't meant..
...oops...
Ah well, come over here, let's get some plans going. We'll be safe under the
roofters, at least for a moment or three.
Humming along with We Three Wizards of BOFH, I pop over towards the corner where it looks safe enough to plot, stopping along the way for a nice hot mug of mocha (TIME-OUT while mugs are in hand, guys!) and ponder what, just what, I could possibly do to up the ante a little bit..
duvessa
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rowentree052101
11:09AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
Then the sound of Laurie's tune begins to get into Rowan's head...
Slowly she snaps out of her frozen state, shakes her head, and runs quietly
towards the shelter of the fireplace. Upon arrival there, she tries her best
to snuggle down behind the big old dog, and stay very very quiet as everyone
is mesmerized by the singing...
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rowentree052101
11:03AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
ZIP!
WHOOSH!
BAMF!
The newbie Rowan stands in the middle of the hall, stock still, eyes bulging, soaking wet from head to toe. She has been in shock since the fight started and freezing cold, nothing more than, "Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.." can be heard from her, as snowball after snowball pelts her. Her puce robe changes colors, peach, then yellow, then blue, everytime she gets hit with a new snowball.
"He.. hel....HELP!!!!!"
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laurie1961
10:47AM
12/15/2002 " Todays Christmas Tribute: "
Sung to We Three Kings of Orient Are
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EFM's of wizurdlings be
smartly trainered fuzzie beasties
takingsover soon we coaster
seeming soon vis-tor-eeeee
Chorus
Ohhhhhhh
strain of bloomers, sees our Tru
OW! she hurted hers legg her doo
Fuzzleth lapter Jade nose slacker
Hers yell 'No lapters you!'
Jadely mineral Timmnet Tru
Horders minions taste from you
We watch coaster gigglings most-er
noppin munch else we do
Chorus
Ohhhhhhh
Cow come Jadely kick hers high
we wash chompbat bootie flys
Tru still yelping We no helpering
laughering harder we soon cry
Lornie hears and her comings see
with hers comes the Dampsel lady
'Winklth joiner dojo homeder
wunderings what it could bes...
Chorus
Ohhhhhhh
Jadely madders - same be Tru
Fuzzelith lapter echo thru
rollie-pollie lap so noisy
I-E-Vl hollars "Funny Use!"
E-V-il says 'We having no leggs
no try tick repents werent made
we no wonder bout that blunder
we lovings just the same....
(Chorus)
OOOOOOOOh!
No more kickings Tru or Jade
Now they get the song we made
Such great worriers, we take orders
BUT can’t kicker we've no legs...
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laurie1961
10:24AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
Roofters Noun. The area found above the EFM domain. Used to uphold their Rufe.
Which brings me to todays Christmas tune, Wizardhood style... Everybody got their Named after that tune mic ready?
Preparing to pause the snowstorm...
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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archangel_silver
10:00AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
:cough: sorry, i ment to put rafters...what the heck is a roofters??
:smakes head: blonde moment...
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archangel_silver
09:57AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
:wiping snow from her eyes, she grumbles curses at Zeek's rockets
and Tru's snowballs. With a snap of her fingers, her gun now also has heatseeking
missils...:
**grumble** tarbender ruined our snow piled bar...**grumble** stuipid rocket
snow...sheesh, Tru's got good aim...
*snaping her fingers again, she uses the spell way back from halloween to turn invisable. Jumping up onto the mantle over the fireplace, she crawls up to sit in the roofters...then...aiming carfully..:
POW POW POW POW!!!!
:4 purple snowballs hit Tru full on in the face.:
:turning, she aims again...:
POW POW POW POW!!!
:4 icy snowballs hit Zeek full on:
:fliping the switch to 'heatseak' she aims at the bits of snow
seemingly floating in midair...Jade...:
POW POW POW!!!
:4 yellow snowballs fly thro the air, and hit the target. Jade's form can now
be made out clearly, covered in yellow snow:
GWHAHAHAHAHAA!!
~Silver
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laurie1961
09:34AM
12/15/2002 " SOMEBODY TOOK MY WEATHER "
Somewhere, somehow, some powerful force decided that Northern Minnesota should hit the mid 40's today...
OFFICIAL MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
60 Above
New Jerseuites try to turn on the heat. People in MN plant gardens
50 Above
Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in MN sunbathe
40 Above
Italian and English cars won't start. People in MN drive with the windows down
32 Above
Distilled water freezes. Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker
20 Above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in MN
throw on a flannel shirt
15 Above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in MN have the last
cookout before it gets too cold.
Zero
People in Miami all die. Minesotans lick the flagpole
20 Below
Iowans fly away to Mexico. People in MN get out their winter coats
40 Below
Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door
60 Below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. MN Boy Scouts postpone "winter
Survival" classes until it gets cold enough
80 Below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes. People in MN rent some videos
100 Below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get frustrated because they
can't thaw the keg
297 Below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in MN complain about
farmers with cold hands
460 Below
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale). People in MN start
saying "cold nuff for ya?"
500 Below
Hell freezes over. The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl
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hdiv
09:09AM
12/15/2002 " Oww! I've been hit! "
While sleeping, I was hit by NINE snowballs...Is this some sort of conspiracy? It appears that the pinks, the fuzz, and tru all teamed up to deliver their revenge upon me, when I only hit them once!
My retaliation will be disgusting-I hope you don't mind wurms and dirty snow...too much...
Enjoy, you four wizards.
~Ryan
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sparky2076
08:05AM
12/15/2002 " SNOWBALL FIGHTS AND OTHER MISCHIEF:) "
THE OLD DOG ENTERS UNNOTICED THRU HIS PORTABLE DOGGIE DOOR ONLY
TO FIND YOUNG WIZARDS WREAKING HAVOC IN THE GUILD HALL WITH A EXTREAME SNOWBALL
FIGHT THE DOG GROWLS DEEP IN HIS THROAT THAT HE IS MUCH TO CRANKY FOR SUCH FOOLISHNESS
AND WARNS ALL WHO WOULD SEEK HIM OUT AS A TARGET THAT I TOO HAVE MEANS OF RETRIBUTION
ON THOSE WHO MIGHT THINK THE DOG A TEMPTING TARGET REMEMBER I HAVE BEEN A WIZARD
A LONNNNNNNG TIME NOW AND HAVE LEARNED MUCH SO MUCH I CANT REMEMBER ALL OF IT
LOL
THE DOG FINDS A NICE WARM MEAL THAT SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN LAID OUT JUST FOR HIM
HE EATS TILL HE CAN EAT NO MORE AND CURLS BY THE FIRE TO WARM HIS OLD BONES
AS THE FUZZ SAID WE HAD A REAL WINTER BLOW IN LAST NIGHT AND SNOW LIES ALL AROUND
IT DOES THE DOGS SENSE OF HUMOR NO GOOD AT ALL AFTER ALL SNOW IS NOT MY BAG
AT LEAST NOT AT MY ADVANCED DOG AGE
SPARKY THE K-9CLK
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zeekslider
07:11AM
12/15/2002 " I'm back from the lab! "
*returns from his hide-away after learning the secret to how Neopian Snowballs don't melt! (it's cause they use dry ice *rimshot* )*
I'm baaaaaaack!
*With a comidic timing of that of a cartoon chacater, he whips out a shoulder mounded snowball rocket launcher*
Go ahead... make my day.
*With a recoil and an echoing woooosssssh, He launches several
small rocket size snowball into the air at an angle that looks like they are
going to miss anyways. Five minutes laters, the snowrockets hit Silver, Tru,
Ryan, Laurie, Duvessa, Pinks and anyone else that left him some "gifts"
while he was trying to figure out the secret to Neopian Snowballs*
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pinkworldplanetp
01:02AM
12/15/2002 " Re: snowball conspiracy "
*whew* i think i cleared out all my ammo LOL!
that'll teach ya to attack the pinks while they sleep!
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truwarrior
12:24AM
12/15/2002 " snowball conspiracy "
Standing in the rafters wiping off heaps of every color snow imaginable...lol....I
hum along to Laurie's song then go off on my own tangent" I'm making a
hit list...and checking it twice..gonna be naughty and definitely not nice...better
duck for coverrrrrrr...right nowwwww
THWAP THWAP THWAP!!
Yes, that means you Silver, Zeek, Ryan, Laurie, Duvessa, Pinks and anyone else
that filled up my inventory with snow!!!....Oops tooooo late....already got
ya..hehehe..and speaking of alliances....hey Jade....what say the two top warriors
team up and wreck some havoc up in here??....Muhahahahahahahaa!!...by the way....nice
move on Artimis!!
Tru
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fuzzleminion_42
11:03PM
12/14/2002 " Snowball disaster.. "
Arrrrrggggggggggg
Thanks alot laurie, its frickin snowing bad here... You cast one of your spells
on me over here didn't ya. Becacause of all them snowballs I hit ya with ..
I was hoping for a white christmas for my kids not me. Its a freakin blizzard
here. And my Son hasn't gotten here yet. Oh by the way I love your song its
beautiful.. I just love christmas music..
By the way I dont have a clue who my santa is yet, but thanks for the smoke
mote...
Off again to lala land
The Fuzz
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jubeialy
09:40PM
12/14/2002 " Re: May I have your attention, please! "
Ohhh Goodness....I dont think it gets any better than that guys!! Laurie that was simply Wondermous!! I Absolutly Loved It! That was definetly one for the Chronicles.
Well now approaching our Great Hall I see multiple colors whizzing to and fro through the windows. Before entering I peek through a window to see just exactally what in tarnation is going on in there. Ahhh of course it's yet another SNOW-BALL-FIGHT. Now really..Could this Wondermous Season have passed by without the group of Wiz's in that Hall resisting such fun temptation. Well no need to answer that question .. just take a gander around the hall.
I prepare myself before enterting the Hall by first putting a serious Resist Fire Spell and second illuminating myself with a low grade fire burning all over me so as NOT A ONE single snowball shall smack or whack me.
Stepping inside I take a non-chalant glance at the Beautimous Tree and still decide tonite is not quite the right time for my decorations. Also against better judgement I shall not go snooping around the tree to see if any presents have been left for me yet since I made quite the FOOL of myself last nite..lol.
Well for now I shall be relaxing by the FIRE place with a lovely glass of Vlad's Finest Red. And Oh how the super warm fire does add that extra bit of protection from the massive Snow War going on all around me. Good Greif I Hate Snow!
Warmly Yours~~jubeialy
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hdiv
08:37PM
12/14/2002 " Re: :) Snow Day "
With astonishment, Ryan stares at the space that was previously occupied by a certain combat master.
Grabbing a pair of heat-sensitive goggles, Ryan searches for the elusive jade, and spots her sneaking up to another wizard.
Ryan picks up an icy snowball from a pile of pre-made ones, and chucks it at her. She grins in satisfaction as the snowball apears to hit something mid-air. Bullseye!
While I'm at it, I think I'll hit a few other wizards...
~Ryan
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laurie1961
08:15PM
12/14/2002 " Re: grumble grunble grumble "
HEY! I didn't do anything, must have been your Sneaky Santa sweet brother, honest...
*giggling beyond control* In all honesty only one snowball was sent as a package gift to one player.
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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laurie1961
07:58PM
12/14/2002 " Oh no... "
A message I forgot to post, she'll understand I'm such a schmoltz
*easy Jon*, forgive me Cindy~
cutup
Your Message:
Festive treats
I bake for you
Remember to save some
For santa too!!
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puritanical
07:17PM
12/14/2002 " grumble grunble grumble "
(mumbles) ........stupid snowballs...............flipping mop (mop splashes onto soaking floor).......grumble..........its going to take ages to clean up this bar........... ah i have an idea.......(claps hands, bar returns to normal, all members guilty of hitting the bar with snowballs notice one magically floating above their heads) sully my bar will you! (snowballs drop with resounding thwack) mwa ha ha ha ha
dan
tarbender extrordinare
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zeekslider
06:38PM
12/14/2002 " Stupid OS8 iMac "
Man, I hate the cache bank on this computer I didn't realize I had gifts!
Thanks for the Neopian Snowballs, Laurie!! Now if you'll excuse me... *evil grin with match lighting* I have some business to take care of... heh heh heh...
*With a dark and yet cool flow that would make Lord Darigan (as
well as any member of the house of Slitheren) proud, he walks off with the Neopian
Snowballs to his little hide-away*
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jade_fighter
06:25PM
12/14/2002 " :) Snow Day "
*The Master jade sneakily edges up behind the young sailor scout artimis, who is hefting in her hand yet another fire snowball.*
(quieeeeeeet...quieeeeeeet...)
*Utilising the Water concealment method of ninjutsu, "kitsune gakure no jutsu," or "dragging one's opponent into the water in the manner of a fox," jade quickly burrows herself in the snow and inches along, military-style, to a point right..behind..artimis'..feet!*
(Opp, she heard me! Wait, no she didn't! Careful...now!)
*With a quick tug, jade's two hands grab artimis' boots and pull backward, causing the little girl to fall forward in a flurry of little girl limbs, shreiks, yelps, and snow, powdery snow!*
Haha but I had to get all snowy myself to pull it off, so it's all good! :p
*With a snicker, the Master casts an invisibility spell and wanders
off in search of other potential victims.*
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zeekslider
06:22PM
12/14/2002 " Re: Collection compleate? "
KAREOKE!! KAREOKE!!!!
Let's see how well some of us can sing!!
Oh, and this is for that fire snowball
*points at the attacker and a small alvelanch burys 'em slightly... a couple of seconds later, two branches and some coal form a snowman band*
I'll come back to put more detail into the Snowman Band later.
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sailor_star_angel99
05:45PM
12/14/2002 " Re: Collection compleate? "
heh heh time for a little fire i love fire snow balls!!!!!!!!
*chucks one at zeekslider* and a little gift for the guild* a wave of the wand
and a magnicent stage with christmas lighting!* now, either we bring on the
kareokee or we get a band.........
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laurie1961
05:31PM
12/14/2002 " From me~ "
All I can say is some may send a greeting
Some givers say nothing,
Their gift shows their thinking~
With that I now say that todays gifts are sent
Watch out for the snowstorm
Our zeekslider sent!
HEADS UP! Duck! *what?* Spppplat! QUACK quack quack quack!
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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zeekslider
05:25PM
12/14/2002 " Collection compleate? "
*due to Laurie freezing the seeking snowballs, being the powerful wizard that she is, the seeking snowballs have begun to melt in there frozen places (isn't that an oxymoron??)*
Man, I knew I should have tried to figure out how to make year-round snowballs like the Neopians do.
*sees in the distance DrAJK bouncing up and down in glee*
"I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!! I---" *ends up slipping on a puddle from the melting seeking snowballs causing an object to fly in the air*
*catches flying object. Upon examination, his eyes light up and he squeels like a teenie bopper* YOU GOT THE JAZZMOSIS SEASONAL ALBUM!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THE ADVENT COLLECTION FOR THIS YEAR WILL FINALLY BE COMPLEATE! *switches moods abruptly* Wait a sec... where did you get this? And don't tell me you found it on the ground.
*dizzy from the fall* "I bought it."
For how much?
"99,999 NP"
WHAT?!
"Look on the bright side. By this time next year, it would have doubled in value."
*looks back at the CD and then smiles like the Grinch from ear
to ear*
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laurie1961
05:24PM
12/14/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
truwarrior
Your Message:
I checked you out
I looked around
I thought hard
of what to find
She's a warrior, I thought
one of the Greatest that have fought
She has a Gallery as well
although the gross food smells like Hell!
And this is what I came up with:
A little bit of this
a little bit of that
gross and chrismassy and other gifts like that
every day you shall receive
until the very last is at hand!
Starting with something beautifull, something sweet
and
gross food, that is NOT listed as a treat!
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laurie1961
05:23PM
12/14/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
starlight_ballerina
Your Message:
Bless your pet with the dynamic energy of fire!
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laurie1961
05:22PM
12/14/2002 " Re: Christmas Gift Messages "
pinkworldplantep
Your Message:
"Northern breezes bring the snow, though it may melt before you know."
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laurie1961
05:21PM
12/14/2002 " Christmas Gift Messages "
domesticbliss
Your Message:
Who I am you ask?
I'll give you some hints...
3 things to your guessing task
first, my hair is long and changes
color when I want
but it stayed one color for ages
second, 2 evil fuzzles do i own
third, by my attitude, blondeness is shown
Only ONE gift can give you a clue
but which one?
That I cannot say, so I bid you aduie
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laurie1961
04:25PM
12/14/2002 " Day 1 "
With ornate red yellow and green gems sparkling throughout my royal blue and silver robes, I blast into the hall, only to be smacked by yet another snowball... Zeek seems not to notice as I glare toward the bar while brushing my holiday dazzling creation off. I raise my arms and pause the onslaught until todays gift exchange and hints are finished...
HOLD IT!
*No pouting, Zeek, its only temporary* Now I shall send the gifts,
and your messages from your Sneaky Santa will be posted immediately after...
Heading for the tree, my hat dripping, let the giving commence~
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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zeekslider
03:50PM
12/14/2002 " Late entry... wait, there's no such thing! "
(Well, since the snowball war isn't technically over yet...)
*While sitting at the bar looking through classifieds, he is suddenly pelted by an evil snowball in the back*
ARGH!! MY SPINE!
*turns around with vengance in his eyes*
You want a snowball fight, well, by Cruhm (old teacher's saying... don't ask), you'll get a snowball fight!!
*with his right hand outstreached and plam flat and facing out, he "charges" a blue glow around his hand. The glow then starts to form ice which then starts to turn into snow. As if he was holding some kind of black hold in his hand as well, the snow begins to twist and turn in a vortex*
Here's a little trick I learned while I was away.
*evil grin, compleate with evil lighting!!*
*With a sudden shock and a echoing PHFFFFFFFF, a volly of snowballs are launched into the air! the snowballs, like guided missles, seek out their prey*
MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! It's no use running! The longer your are able to dodge these suckers, the bigger they'll get!
*laughs some more as some of the fellow wizards end up unintentionally growing their seeking snowballs*
*Laughs again as he sees several guild members trying to lose their seeking snowballs by going into rooms and closing the door hoping they'd just slam into them only to open them to check and get slamed in the face by the seeking snowball*
*Feeling alot better, he turns back to the classifieds as the
seeking snowballs do their stuff*
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sailor_star_angel99
02:33PM
12/14/2002 " Re: May I have your attention, please! "
hi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm back for today!~!!!!!!!!!! my
puppy chewed up my cable .........
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jade_fighter
01:36PM
12/14/2002 " *Snrk!* (onomatopoeia for sniffling) "
Aw guys/gals, I'm just reading back over the past weeks' banter,
play, adventure, and sharing of experience and I'm not exactly the one for being
sentimental (stop that laughing!) but it being the time it is, I'd just like
to say that every day I look in and read the messages is another day I am entertained,
fascinated, enlightened, and another day that I can reflect back on to say "This
is what life is about." Because it's not said half as often as it should
be, but I love the Guild; I love the people in the Guild and the way each individual
has an arena for displaying their particular talent. I feel like I must meet
every one of the 1249 other members if only to say hallo. And no other place
has ever made me feel like that. This Guild is special.
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jade_fighter
01:17PM
12/14/2002 " Re: May I have your attention, please! "
That song still sounds wonderful every time I sing it, laurie. Cheers to our resident Poet Laurieate!
Haha awesome, I was sent some snowballs.. to go with all my other
snow! Alaska finally has some, and it's making up for lost time like you might
not believe! We have drifts of fluffy flakes taking over the state. Plough burms
of several feet now edge everyone's yard like a decorative fence. ^_^ And my
folks are now flying somewhere over the pacific ocean, making me the one who
gets to shovel it all..whee..
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laurie1961
12:44PM
12/14/2002 " Pt 1. May I have your attention, please! "
As assistant to the Claws I have come up with a little gift to you all from deep in the recesses of my mind.
Seeing ALL members run and duck for cover, I think whats up with that? Oh, thats right, ya'll know me, dont you... Come on out, it wont hurt, I promise... Unless you aren't equipped with earplugs, then it might...
Prepare, dear Christmas Givers, for I have a song to sing. Wont
you sing it with me? Everyone hum Rudolph in your minds, with the added quips
(for example: Rudolph the rednosed reindeer had a very shiny nose *like a light
bulb* and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed *it was blinding*
ect.) Ready? Here we go...
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laurie1961
12:44PM
12/14/2002 " May I have your attention, please! "
(To the tune Rudolph, the Rednosed Reindeer)
We got mancers, enhancers, and EFM keepers,
warriors, and wizards, shoppe masters and sleepers...
but do you recallllllllllllll, our notorious members, et allllllllllll???
Towel was a trouble maker, super soak I must agree,
then came along Ms. Hanky, Ooh-la-la a french naughty...
*tisk tisk tisk*
All of the bath accessories watched in ABSOLUT dismay
Cringing to see the cheek dabbed, after she absorbed 'nose-splay'
*t'was a snot trail*
Then one day they took the plunge...
dove into the bowl....
Bet it was a swirly ride...
as the flusher was let go!!!
*oooh WIPEOUTTTTT*
There, there, you need not worry, our slippery pair had soon got free
Last time I spoke to Hanky, Towel was changing LUUUUUUU-WEE-WEE
*baby blankie!??!*
MERRY DAY 1!!
Laurie
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pinkworldplanetp
12:41PM
12/14/2002 " Re: Snowbound? Me? "
ack!! you attacked pinks while they slept! how rude!
winging a few at laurie, and seeing as i have a good amount of
ammo, a few at some others as well (alliance?? whats that? hee hee hee)
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laurie1961
12:17PM
12/14/2002 " Snowbound? Me? "
AS IF!!!
As the Mighty Odka stands in the middle of a garguantian pile of vairous types of snow, she allows her hair to take on a life of its own. Sparks fly from its ends, thunderous crackling sounds fill the air. As things heat up, blinding flashes of lightning envelope the hall, followed by a drenching shower of melted pelted balls of fluff.
Quickly ducking under her Mad Umbrella, she commands the northern breeze to blast open the huge doors, allowing the accidental torrent of water to flow toward the sea.
WHOOPS
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domesticbliss
12:15PM
12/14/2002 " Re: Snowball Goodness! "
I have to share this with you as it happened so perfectly. I decided I might go to the battledome but my pet needed feeding. Before looking through my SDB for last month's omelette I went to the healing springs and ...
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The Water Faerie says a few magical words and...
Wet Snowball appears in her hand. She hands it to you... 'Use this wisely!'.
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Hahahaha .... Duv.. this one is for you
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duvessa42
11:57AM
12/14/2002 " Snowball Goodness! "
*whap* *SMACK* *crash* *WHIZZ*
Oh how I love a good fight.. ^_^
Happily stocked with a healthy supply of snowball goodness, ducking merrily 'neath the Bar, I whisper to the nearby Pinks and Rowan that maybe, just maybe, we ought to form an alliance.. muahahah!
Granbbing a handful of snow, I peek up above the top of the Bar, scout for targets, and am jolly well pelted on the back of the head with something resembling (*sniff, sniff, yup that's right*) peach. OUCH! Who..
Snickering wonderfully behind me are my very own minyuns, come
to join the fun. Oh the merry merry fun times of holidays! Wiping off my head,
I relocate my "tru" target, and
POW!
Right in the kisser! LOL! Sorry, Tru, didn't mean to hit you THAT hard.. I'd
better duck!
duvessa
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domesticbliss
11:55AM
12/14/2002 " RE: A fight with snowballs "
*Peaks up from the bar to be hit not once, not twice, but thrice with a snowball thrown by Laurie*
Argg thats it!
*Makes the largest super-wet-poisionously-yellow-evil-snowball EVER*
Laurie, this one is special for you teehee
*feeling a little guilty about snowing Laurie in* How about an
odka, from me to you?
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fuzzleminion_42
11:06AM
12/14/2002 " Re: Re Snowball fight "
Muhwhaahaahaaaaaaa
There feeling a little better now that I got Laurie with a sticky snowball.
I am sooooooooooo tired need to take a little nappy phoo,before I start to clean
up this pig sty, the dog is so messy (lol) so I am curling up by the fire with
some hot coco I probally wont wake even throuhout the snowball fight going on
The Fuzz
(sure hope my recieptant likes there gifts)
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fuzzleminion_42
10:48AM
12/14/2002 " Re Snowball fight "
OMG I am being atacted
Ok Ok I am bombarded with snowballs. This only means the war is on (snicker)
Hey whats the eyedea I'm a already a gimp from my job... I don't need to get
more hurt by them snowballs flying around..... or is that my gift from my sandyclaus
person (roflmao) I am having puter problems now I know why its clogged up with
snowballs..
The Fuzz
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kelshy
10:39AM
12/14/2002 " Re: sleepy sleepy "
MESSAGE TO LAURIE ... MESSAGE TO LAURIE
there was something terribly important you I had to do today...
and no it wasn't to thwap me with a snowball!!!
Chris
I really really REALLY want a candychan ... fair price or trade
... but if anyone has one ... sorry for the plug folks
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laurie1961
09:56AM
12/14/2002 " sleepy sleepy "
with a long yawnnnnnnnn and stretttttttch, I rise, high atop my mighty oak. As I look about our magical land, as I do every morning, I am once again impressed at its beauty and universal flair. Suddenly several blurs in the windows of the great hall catch my eye. The excitement in the air causes my hair to spark as I think::Whats that? Oh no...
SNOWBALLFIGHT
Quick as a flash I head for the middle of it, completely forgetting there was something terribly important I had to do today...
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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archangel_silver
09:19AM
12/14/2002 " Re: Snowball fight?...hehe "
:aims at domisticbliss: ok, thats IT!!!
POW!! POW!! POW!! POW!!
:4 yellow snowballs hit him full in the face.:
:laughing her head off, she turns back to look for more targets....:
heh heh heh.
BEWARE!! FEAR ME!!
~Silver
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domesticbliss
09:14AM
12/14/2002 " Re: Snowball fight?...hehe "
*throws a barrage of snowballs at archangel*
but whats this? the fireplace seems to have melted them a bit and now they are
all wet haha
now on to the next target...
Perhaps Jub ... for sneaking through ALL of our presents as though they were
her own.
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archangel_silver
09:05AM
12/14/2002 " Re: Snowball fight?...hehe "
:Silver dives behind a chair by the fire...glancing around, she
keeps her back to the wall: heh...this is a good spot...for now! :she spots
her target, and...:
FFWWWOOOSSSHHH!!!
:a green snowball flies thro the air so flast its just a blur...and then...:
SPLLLLAAATTT!!
:the ball hits Tru full on in the face:
Heh heh heh...
The on a snowball-fight-high archangel,
Silver
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domesticbliss
09:00AM
12/14/2002 " Re: Snowball fight?...hehe "
tarbender and apprentice side by each once more?
bahahahaha
I believe it is time to unleash a fury of snowballs... or perhaps the snowball
of fury?
I believe the bar may find order again even with Laurie acting
so juvinielle
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archangel_silver
07:23AM
12/14/2002 " A tree A Tree!! Oh Yippe! :cough: AND WAHOO SNOWBALLS!! "
:Running over to the tree, she pulls out a tiny crystal ornament. Its a tiny crystal ball, with 42 writen in the middle. It's glowing silver and gold, and if you look really, REALLY close...you could swear theres faces there...changing all the time, as every members face appears, fades, and is replaced by another...:
:evil grin: now...to that snowball fight....:pulls out her paint ball gun from that paintball fight so long ago...now with a few changes: heh heh heh. It now shots BOTH!! Its 3 times as fast...and it never runs out of ammo!! GWHAHAHAHAAA!! :flips the switch from paintball to snowball:
EAT MY POWDER!! FWHAHA!!
~Silver
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puritanical
05:30AM
12/14/2002 " Re: Snowball fight?...hehe "
time to protect the bar (pulls back sheet to reveal a variey of snowball weaponry including snowball mortars rocket launchers and miniguns)
right who wants to start something? eh? hit my bar will you?
dan
tarbender extrodinare
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princencinderella
01:52AM
12/14/2002 " ohhhhh a tree to decorate :) "
Oh boy this could be fun..... I run up to the tree Hmmmmm... what
would go perfect on there? *I reach into my robe and I pull out a beautiful
faerie kneeling on a flower with her arms outstretched holding a moon* thats
perfect just like my tattoo and also because I loveeeeeeeeeee all things faerie
Done gift shopping and we are supposed to start today huh? *wicked laugh* this
is going to be soooo much fun *grabs the hatbee and hits her old sparky dog
dad in the head* Hehehe gotta love me
Love Always,
Chelsea
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truwarrior
11:14PM
12/13/2002 " Snowball fight?...hehe "
Slipping in undetected with the aid of her stealth cloak....the warrior smiles mischeviously while watching Jubes "mistake" all the gifts under the Great Tree as hers. She also eyes the small group playing patty cake while dodging a drooly hat and the bar seems to be an utopia of activity as hot kahlua mochas fills the air along with hundreds of evil looking snowballs....seems theres a little snowball fight brewing here along with all the wonderful smelling teas and odka.....positioning and bracing herself on the rafters while carefully avoiding becoming a hatbee victim, she looks down at all below and with a loud mock evil laughter she brandishes two large guns that appear to be automatic snowball launchers....one is yellow and the other purple....she prepares to unleash a massive snow whooping to all....afterall, whats wrong with a lil sticky snow mixed with urine??.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Who's first!!
Tru
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jubeialy
06:45PM
12/13/2002 " Crayons, Hatbee, and Hazel Oh My..... "
Well Now... As usual there are umpteenmillion posts and not near enough room for me to respond to all of them. I tell ya Sheesh just walk out of here for a few hours and all heck will break loose by the time you come back..lol
Upon stepping through the entrance my eyes gaze upon our Most
Glorious Tree and it is certainly coming along quite nicely,even though I have
yet to add my own decorations. I shall wait for just the right moment to put
them up. Mitch I really like the Christmas Sail Boat on the tree It's a nice
addition.
And Oh Wowow!! Look at ALL THOSE PRESENTS!! Oh why you guys shouldn't HAVE!
I didn't need a gift from ALL 1250 members. Oh but how sweet everyone is.
Happpily prancing to the Most Glorious Tree I see so many presents I just don't
know where to start. Hmmm Well perhaps I should read some of the labels and
see just whom sent me what...Okay lets see this one says "From: Your Guess
is as Good as Mine" Okay well maybe that ONE wasn't for me...I'll just
continue on to the next Hmmm..Same thing...
Now I begin to rummage all about the tree...Hrmph...SAME THING AGAIN!!
Sudddenly Hazel and Absolut apparate out of thin air and impart upon me Great
Knowledge:
Foolish Master you really didnt think, that all those gifts were for you in one quick blink. Under the Tree there are presents for all, or at least most of those that reside in this Guild Hall.
Now with that being said.. Oh Nooo Of Course I didnt REALLY think those were ALL for me. Now that would just be silly!! So for now I shall rest fireside and try to stay out of hatbee's way for a while.
Blushingly Yours~~jubeialy
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kelshy
05:28PM
12/13/2002 " Re: MMMM Tarbender! "
and two sticky snowballs wing their way to Laurie
god this almost makes me think I would like a climate that included snow *gives
head a shake* What the heck are you thinkin girl!!! lmao
Chris
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hdiv
05:12PM
12/13/2002 " Re: MMMM Tarbender! "
lmao, Will. I commend you for stealing Laurie's hat; she deserved that after all the tricks she's played upon us these past few days...
Conjuring a shield against Evil snowballs around me, I jump into the air to catch the elusive hat.
As I find my target, I toss the hat towards Laurie, which is closely followed by a snow mudball.
Revenge is sweet.
~Ryan
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kelshy
05:06PM
12/13/2002 " "hmmmm a puppy for Christmas" "
just wondering about this description...
Quote:
This pretty puppy will fetch anything that is thrown for it. It eats almost
anything! It loves children, too!
question: does it mean that the puppyblew likes the children or finds them tasty???
perhap you know the answer to this one Laur ...you being the puppy expert and
all!!! lol
Chris
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laurie1961
04:39PM
12/13/2002 " Re: MMMM Tarbender! "
Birthday? Will? *give me that!* (placing the Odka hat back on the unmanagable sparking mane) When is that? I dont believe you have ever told me. Nog and Odka is yet another interesting taste sensation... Perhaps the anti label was a bit mean... With a tilt of my head labels appear on the gifts, with your guess is as good as mine written in the From: space~ There. Better?
Do ya'll realize that due to the Christmas rush, I misplaced what today is, drat. No... wait... its never too late when you're me~ Suddenly the hall is filled with evil snowballs flying everywhere, Odka style~
HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH BOFHers!
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kelshy
04:15PM
12/13/2002 " Re: Now she can have some fun "
Tarbender slip a drink or three to that crayon yeilding devil
that won't lable our gifts!!! I mean reeeeeaaaally ... will you look at those
boxes. If you can call them boxes ... look at the shapes of some of them!!!
There must be every kind of gift available in Neopia in there! And I swear I
can hear mumbling from some of them!!! Every toy imaginable for every body!!!
UMMM Do I have to be good or something??? goodness I forgot all about the being
good part! No problem .... there is no such thing a a lump of coal in Neopia
(yes I checked! )
Does nobody have any spells that might help identify our prezzies??
*ducks*
"ummm Laurie ... I do believe you were purposefully aiming at me that time!!!"
Chris
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domesticbliss
03:40PM
12/13/2002 " Re: MMMM Tarbender! "
Upon returning from the bakery, I notice a tree filled under with
gifts... perhaps one peak won' hurt anyone?
*attempting to sneak into the pile of gifts*
where to begin, where to begin?
NO LABELS? That isn't very sporting at all
I suppose until then we shall settle for eggnog and odka... hmm?
*pours enough glasses for everyone to have 3 and everyone to have three more
after the first three*
mmm now that is a beverage
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the_silent_mage
02:55PM
12/13/2002 " MMMM Tarbender! "
Hmmmm, hats flying around me again? :::uses his EFD as shield to aviod the many insane wizards:::
Just popping in attempting to fully restock this shop, just no time as of late. Lets hope I can finish this shop off tonight.
Being as it is my bday soon... can I get some of that beautiful Odka ::sports and EFG::: Maybe I can get some reading this weekend and the upcoming break but we all know I have a couple surprises in store for the New year.
New Year? Wow. Sometimes it feels like it is all slipping away, but it could just be a banana peel.
:::grabs lauries hat and runs around like a wack job saying "I
got lauries hat, I got lauries hat" with some insane laughter:::
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pinkworldplanetp
01:33PM
12/13/2002 " Re: The cry YO~ Tarbender! "
odka! if you need help, just let me know...i wanna loo..er, help organize the list!
hee hee hee and i thought it was just a very dull crayon
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rowentree052101
01:33PM
12/13/2002 " Re: Flying Hats? "
*pinks, duvessa and rowen, twirling chaotically about the room*
"Wheeeeeeee!" yells Rowan with a big silly grin on her face.
She's beginning to think that being invited to the Guild was one of the best presents she could have gotten.
THWAK!
"Ow!"
The hat hits her on the head soundly as she dances too close to
the bar right as Laurie made her throw. Laughing, she picks it up and tosses
it away, then continues to dance with the others.
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laurie1961
01:32PM
12/13/2002 " Now she can have some fun "
(see what happens when the rebellion hellion has too much time on her hands?)
Thanks to the crayon the organizes, I look innocently at Rynn... started??? Started what? Say, what about that tree? Looking pretty good, but something is missing. Not on the tree, but around it.
With the furwitches assisting her, she opens her SDB, and the gifts suddenly appear, wrapped in beautiful versions of 42 different foil papers and ribbons and bows. There are so many packages they actually block the back of the hall. 'Look at all those packages!' is heard throughout the hall. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. With a nod, the dozens of gifts are instantly selfsizing, to fit around the beautiful tree, as she giggles inwardly. Winking at the pair of magical assistants, they head for the bar.
*In true Odka style, no labels will you find on these gifts... you see, she knows what EVERYONE's getting...* Awwwwwwww, common, what'd you think I was gonna do???
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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laurie1961
01:18PM
12/13/2002 " The cry YO~ Tarbender! "
comes from the Odka's corner of the bar. Lists spread far and wide now, in such disarray it would be simply impossible for anyone to decipher who sent what for who even if they wanted to...
Fear not, fellow members, she is always prepared... or NOT!! Suddenly furwitches Hazel and Absolut appear out of thin air *About that warning...* and shake their heads, which are, in fact, their entire bodies.
Silly be she so quick to spark, giggling makes us with each upstart. Lists be fine, confusious say, we bring ye organized waxtool today~
@=(((_Odka_Crayon_)))()
An organizational crayon? When did this come into creation? Matters not, Thanks be to ye, wondermous creatures. In no time flat, the lists are making sense once again *Odka style* and she even has time to snag the hat and wing it toward the Tarbenders domain, secretly hoping to catch one of them off guard...
*It wont let me put the tip on the crayon... drat this programming*
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pinkworldplanetp
01:17PM
12/13/2002 " Re: Chai tea.... "
mitch, take care of that voice and if you have any, ginger is
good for sore throats... 'tis the season for that sort of stuff
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pinkworldplanetp
01:09PM
12/13/2002 " Re: Flying Hats? "
*laughing at pooka's funny expession* you gotta watch your head around here dear
hope i was helpful * pinks twirl and dance about the hall (watching out for flying hats!)and in a singsongy voice they sing* i know what someones getting, la la la la la la...
*pinks grab duvessa (gotcha!!) and rowen, twirling them with her*
don't you just LOVE christmas?
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hdiv
12:53PM
12/13/2002 " Hatbee "
As Ryan walks into the hall, she looks towards the tree. With a big grin upon her face, she nods appreciatively at the added decorations. It appears to be coming along quite well.
Ryan turns towards the bar, and in complete shock Ryan is unable to duck fast enough when the hatbee whizzes toward Ryan after hitting Chris.
Owww!!! Okay, who started this round?
With a flurry of my robes, I send the hat whizzing off again.
~Ryan
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rowentree052101
12:30PM
12/13/2002 " Re: dragging myself in from the cold "
I would love a drink before you go!
~ Rowan
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domesticbliss
12:06PM
12/13/2002 " Re: dragging myself in from the cold "
no need to ask twice Kelshy... Hot cocoa (double hot from the
kalua) on its way. I have a feeling this will be one of the major sellers of
the season.
Well that is second best seller next to all thing's odka.
Would anybody else like a drink before I run to the baker's for a marble rye?
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starlight_ballerina
11:21AM
12/13/2002 " Re: Chai tea.... "
Right that was very strange.. it cut half of my message out. Wierd. SO here's the rest of it:
Mitch sweeps into the guild with a large cup of tea and a bright scarf tied around her neck. She whispers a hello to everyone and settles in a large chair by the fire. She looks over at the tree and decides to add her own decorations.
The first, a mini version of the script of her show. It's a blue binder with the words "A Wonderful Life" and a picture of a black angel on it. If opened though, the words appear in normal size so that it's readable. It floats over and hooks itself to the tree.
The second, a boat in a bottle. It's a small sailing boat, with red and green decorations along the edges. It's name reads Nobilius. It also floats over to the tree and hooks itself on.
"Well that's that," Mitch smiles, "Hmm I'm out of tea. Off to make another pot and then a visit to the BOFH Wannabeez is in order. I'll be back later." She waves goodbye and heads back out the front door.
--Mitch
PS: RWI Update- They found another tech so I don't have to go
out. Yay
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rowentree052101
11:14AM
12/13/2002 " Flying Hats? "
Patty cake, patty cake,
baker's man...,
"Was that a hat?!"
Perplexed by the ducking of the Pinks and a hat flying over and smacking someone in the head, Rowan forgets where she was in the game.
Well, since we've stopped anyway..
"Pinks, will you tell me what you think of the gifts I'd
like to give my giftee? Seeing as how I don't know them very well yet..."
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starlight_ballerina
11:03AM
12/13/2002 " Chai tea.... "
RWI: So I'm losing my voice, and the show that I have been in
rehersals for since September opens tonight. *sob* I'm under strict rest orders
from the director and production team, so that all I'm allowed to do today is
drink tea and sit in front of my computer. Although I may have to go out to
tech a different show if they can't find a replacement. So anyways I am very
nervous for opening night. *gulp* The Lieutenant Governor is coming >.
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kelshy
10:36AM
12/13/2002 " Re: LOUSY JOKE NEOPETS TEAM "
jeeesh just wanted a little hot cocoa and gettin smacked on the
back of the head with hatbe!!!
lol
Chris
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kelshy
10:34AM
12/13/2002 " dragging myself in from the cold "
Into the warmth of the Guild. Tarbender could I have a hot cocoa
with a double shot of kahlua pweese. RWI has been battering me from all directions
... in the nastiest ways possible ... But it is Christmas in the Guild and time
for some fun. *a few sips of my hot drink* aaahhhhh thanks tarbender Now as
I was about to consider the tree decorations ... in my most humblest of opinions
it needs a miniature of each of my pets and their petpets (some are quite decked
out for the season you really should check 'em out!) My homebaked cookies also
make delightful decorations and good nibbles whenever you should feel a little
hungry!
shopping is well on its way ... goodness knows soooome people are hard to buy
for
*chuckles* well I better go now before I mention any names ...
HO Ho Ho
Chris
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pinkworldplanetp
10:27AM
12/13/2002 " Re: LOUSY JOKE NEOPETS TEAM "
*pink one, noticing her shoe is untied, leans over just in time to miss being hit with the hatbee...which get pink two squarely in the face __SPLAP__*
i toss it off towards the bar...where it has no lack of targets
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zeekslider
09:25AM
12/13/2002 " Play it again... "
*starts the day like every other depressing day... except this on is extra special. Still sitting is his little stool in the cornor (Hey! The seat has molded into the shape of my butt! Wow, guess I've been sitting here way too long) andlistens to a sad little jazz number known only as "Adieu", he smiles softly at his bottomless glass of Odka realizing he lost count after the 50th magical refill*
Thaigra8: "Are you okay? The others and I are starting to worry about you."
Sianath: "Yeah, first Valentine's day just because you don't have a sweetie, and now this time of year when we can always find you here drinking some kind of libation! Something is definately wrong."
DrAJK: "It's not my triffy spending, is it?"
*shakes head*
Zeek3311983: "Well? What is is then?"
Now is not the time or the place for that, you guys. If you want
to know, then go to the one place where you can get inside my mind.
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puritanical
07:26AM
12/13/2002 " Re: LOUSY JOKE NEOPETS TEAM "
oh and if anyone wants the colour ive done for tarbender extrodinare
then the code is peanuts instead of orange
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puritanical
07:24AM
12/13/2002 " Re: LOUSY JOKE NEOPETS TEAM "
i thought it was quite good, though i do have an evil sense of humour
Dan
tarbender extrodinare
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laurie1961
06:40AM
12/13/2002 " Re: LOUSY JOKE NEOPETS TEAM "
I agree, but the animation is pretty funny this time...
As the Odka heads for massive doses of caffene, a shadow approaches from the left. With lightning speed, she spins, snatches the hat, and wings it toward the pattycakers, humming All I want for Christmas...
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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sparky2076
03:10AM
12/13/2002 " LOUSY JOKE NEOPETS TEAM:( "
You also find a Rod of Supernova!!!
... but as you to go pick it up, the Pant Devil appears and runs off with it
THE OLD DOG FAILS TO SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS PATICULAR JOKE AND
SINCE THEY DID IT LAST YEAR ITS ALSO STALE OHH WELL BACK TO GETTING IT THE OLD
FASIONED WAY FLEECEING A NEWBIE OUT OF IT omg DID I SAY THAT ROFLMAO jim
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princencinderella
01:00AM
12/13/2002 " hiyas :) "
Hi everyone... Its been a long time sorry haven't been on this account much lately... mainly my main one also was working two jobs there for a bit but one job at the gym was trying to cheat me so I said see ya later and stuck with my starbucks job which is awesome by the way *hands everyone some white mochas,mochas,Lattes* MMMMMMMM mmmmmmmmm good Ahhhhh but I did decide to stop in and say hello to everyone since laurie mailed me with the xmas idea So I have my victim *cough,cough* recipient I mean lol and I got down with my xmas shopping *phew* And Will you don't have to tell my dear old slobbering sparky dad to say hi to me you just did it yourself Anyways I hope everyone is well I miss you all lots *big hugs*
Love Always,
Chelsea
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jubeialy
12:10AM
12/13/2002 " What The...?? "
Well Now...Seeing how I have come up with quite a few dead ends on my Cover Up search for the nite I think that I shall go back to the Guild Hall for some Relaxation.
Steping into our most Glorious Hall and seeing silly pinks playing pattycake with themselves and even dragging duvessa and newcomer Rowan(by the way Welcome Dear) into the mix so each has a partner.
Ahh now that I have gotten my usual, Vlads Finest Red, I think that I shall retire to my favourite table by the fireplace to get this dreaded chill from me bones.
SWISH....
Now what in the Nine Hells was that??? Oh good greif!! Just can't
a person ever find a moments peace around here...lol
BIP right upside the head doth the hat hit!! Hmmmm... Now which direction did
it come from?? It seemed as if it were from a place rather high up..Well I see
no one lurking in the rafters.. Ah oh well.. I shall just toss it over my shoulder
and let it go where it will..
Relaxingly Yours~~jubeialy
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duvessa42
11:01PM
12/12/2002 " Re: Skippin' along.. "
ROFL.. turning to Pinks and pulling Rowan into the mix (itoldyaso), I begin to clap my hands and clap theirs in turn.. now how does that go? Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can..
Mmm... cake.
You know, that's an awfully demanding little chant.
Smiling around at the momentary presences of Jade, Tru, and Sparky to name a few, I wave a quick "hello!" and continue clapping hands.
How very funny.. we seem to be giving off traces of our respective colours as we clap along, Rowan giving off faint rainbows as she hasn't chosen a colour and perhaps doesn't need to, and suddenly Sprocket (my blue EFM) pops into the midst of our circle and proceedds to bite me on my right pointer finger mid-clap.
OUCH!
Alright, alright, let's see what he wants.. Pinks, Rowan, I'll be right back!
duvessa
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truwarrior
10:47PM
12/12/2002 " I have a name, so lets play.. "
I have a name and a list that I'm checking twice....really can't decide if I'm gonna be naughty or nice.....but rest assured....secret Sandyclaws is coming to the guild for some lucky victim....Muhahahahaha!!.....By the way.....I wish to welcome Rowan to the group....I sure hope you stay and play with us wizzards and warriors for a long time to come......I must finish up my shopping though, so I'll check in later
Tru
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laurie1961
10:45PM
12/12/2002 " Did the earth just move? "
THUDDDD
The tree shudders as the mighty Absolut hits the floor. Is she sick? Is it possible she has finally hit her Odka limit? *Naw, no such thing* What could have caused such a feat? Is the list kickin her arse?
She simply shakes her head, and tosses the sloppy chewed up fedora in the air to start another round of hatbee.
With a meaningful smile she whispers to the CLK Thank you old
friend. You didn't have to do that, and I dont know what to say. I don't do
that much for us, its just me being me... she is saved from the lack of words
as the wind catches the hat just right and it slaps her upside the head on its
way to its next victim. DUCK! Quack? Schmack...
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jubeialy
10:30PM
12/12/2002 " Wooosh... "
Well Now... It just seems to me that this month is just zipping on along and quite quickly at that! You know I think there just may be some type device that is being used to speed up the days during the month of December and not letting anyone catch on to it!
Ahhhh but never fear dear guild brothers and sisters for I ~jubeialy is Now on the Case to figure out just HOW they are doing this?? For I have already figured out WHY they are doing it. That was the easy part... for they want everyone to THINK that they have Lots of time to shop for Christmas Gifts but Low and Behold, WE the unsuspecting public consumers in the end don't realize that before we know it Christmas is here and we have to buy any gift that we can find left on the shelves and don't those gifts usually end up being the Most Expensive ones??
I am telling you brothers and sisters I smell a Dread Cover Up and I am off to find out just where it is being run from and who is behind it!!
Seachingly Yours~~jubeialy
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zeekslider
07:05PM
12/12/2002 " *Stares at the new building* "
You know, I really thought this would be a NeoSchool... not a movie house.
Thaigra8: "But I always thought you were a supporter of sponser games and a big Disney fanatic. Why aren't you jumping with glee?"
Good question. Here's an even better one though. How broke do you think the NeoPets staff's budget is to where they had to advertise this building and hype it up just so we can stand here in front of it staring like it's a monolith and we are a bunch of primative Mynci?
"You got me there."
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sparky2076
04:45PM
12/12/2002 " SHOPPING'S DONE! YEAH RIGHT!!! "
THE OLD DOG GRUMBLES INTO HIS PAW THAT HE IS NOWHERE NEAR DONE
AS THIS HAS A SPECIAL THEAME TO IT AND EXPENSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT THOSE
WHO HAVE BEEN MY RECIPEANT KNOW I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT COST WHEN IT COMES TO SHOPPING
FOR FRIENDS ON NEOPETS MUMBLES THAT I WISH REAL LIFE WAS THE SAME LOL THE DOG
TAKES THE PORTABLE DOGGIE DOOR FROM SOMEWHERE WE WONT DISCUSS IT ROFLMAO HEY
DOGS AINT GOT POCKETS YA KNOW AND EXITS THE HALL OFF TO THE TRADING POST TO
FINISH HIS TASK CLUE ONE IN MANY WAYS WE COULD BE ENEMIES YET WE ARE FRIENDS
PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT
NO NOT THAT ITS MEANT TO BE A THOUGHT PROCESS NOT A ACTUAL THING TO DO GEEEZE
HUMANS:
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pinkworldplanetp
04:07PM
12/12/2002 " Re: Skippin' along.. "
amuse ourselves? wanna play pattycake??
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pinkworldplanetp
04:06PM
12/12/2002 " Re: Hallo. "
too bad you won't be joining your parents on the big island...i'd
pop over to see ya, i would!
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jade_fighter
03:55PM
12/12/2002 " Hallo. "
Will, good to see you! I only have one goal at the moment, and that is to get my fighter pet up past level 80 in all stat areas. Yes, it'll knock me into the 4 codestone price range, but that is fine. Have a good christmas Will.. I wish I could visit you!
Hey everybody: I'm Free!
^_^
Yes, I have completed all 4 of my finals for this semester. That places me on schedule to take care of the house whilst my folks vacate to The Big Island, spending a week in sheer happiness. Then I'm going to apply for a job at my Uni as a student library assistant!
I'm now more than halfway done my degree! If I stay on schedule, I graduate Spring 2005!
Ooh! I have been given a recipient for the Secret Santa! Oh, this
name is so interesting! Oh, but I can't reveal it! Still, I think I know just
the gifts for this person! We'll just have to wait and see!
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duvessa42
03:51PM
12/12/2002 " Skippin' along.. "
Pockets far lighter and smile far brighter, I pop along merrily in the beautifully decked Hall, humming to myself in a knowing sort of way.
SHOPPING'S DONE!
Now that that's all finished, I take a look around, and wonder what I can busy
myself with. Hot mocha is still hot (thanks to a self-refreshing spell placed
upon the carafe), so I walk to the Bar and pour a cup, asking Rowan and Pinks
if they would care to partake, and if they would care to find something fun
to amuse ourselves with.
duvessa
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the_silent_mage
02:14PM
12/12/2002 " 2 quick notes :) "
Just popping during my toy till check for the day...
One if you know who I am and you ever have a faintly idea that I know you... lemme know what you want for xmas And Alom you are on my list too!
Secondly, due to my HIGHLY competitive nature I am looking for some fish neggs sorry Alom, but this is fun. LOL
Will - The Silent Mage
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pinkworldplanetp
01:19PM
12/12/2002 " Re: i love pressies! "
whoa! there's a TREE! *you may be wondering what makes pink so frightfuly observant...personaly i think its in the 'nilla coke ) i have to put some of my decorations on it too, gotta be hawaiian, 'cause it's where i am (makes sense, no?)
*rummaging thru my pockets i find some very pretty glass balls with sand, seashells and glitter sealed within, and a few little seashells painted festive holiday colors.*
that should do it!
*pink and pink take turns placing the ornaments about the beautiful tree*
much better now who was winning at pattycake?
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pinkworldplanetp
01:10PM
12/12/2002 " i love pressies! "
i love buying 'em, i love giving 'em, i love everything about 'em!! can't wait for christmas. i finished my neoshopping! and i aint telling nothin'!
*happy pinks, barely able to contain their excitement wander to the bar for some 'nilla cokes and christmas cookies*
-pinks playing pattycake while waiting for things to start happening
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duvessa42
12:30PM
12/12/2002 " Re: Anti-Puce scratching assistance "
So excited so excited.. I must too be off to the Neopian mallingtimes.. for I have a few trinkets to purchase, oh yes oh yes! ^_^
Mmm... this will be tons of funs...
And Rowan, you're quite welcome for the treats!
duvessa
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pinkworldplanetp
11:14AM
12/12/2002 " Re: Anti-Puce scratching assistance "
hee hee hee...pinks were SHOPPING!
i'm back now pooka, need anything?
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laurie1961
10:44AM
12/12/2002 " Once again, I am amazed... "
As Dazed and Confused (my theme song from Led Zepplin) plays in the background I take a moment to check the list... amazing~
Just to clarify, due to the odd number this time, I'm gonna explain how my 14 year old random Who gives to who machines work, giving the guild such amazing paritys *is that a word?*::
Its really quite simple. 2 pieces of paper. On Piece 1, I place initials of the players, and then fold it. On the clean side, my hubby simply puts a number on each of the 23 lines. Not 1 2 3 4 5, mind you, he mixes them up, of course! That puts a name to the number. It's kept folded as the girls start calling out their picks. Bug says 22, Kayla says 3. Number 22 gives to 3. Bug says 13, Kayla says 21. 13 gives to 21. I write them down on piece 2 as they do this until all numbers are used. Then we simply unfold the first piece, and put the names by their number, and tadaah. Several giggles on this one, I must say~
Makes for some creative shopping, I'm certain...
And with that I have several things I must organize as well, there are dates to record, and items to store... This is gonna be too much fun!
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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rowentree052101
10:02AM
12/12/2002 " Re: Anti-Puce scratching assistance "
*~*
"Hello Archangel, nice to meet you." Big smile.
And suddenly... "Aaaaaah!" she sighs with relief. Wow, the itchies are gone! Hmm, that's weird, but gosh the robe feels so much cuddlier!
“Nice to meet you as well, Laurie.”
She is given a name for the Sandy Claws gift exchange. Who is this person whose name she’s been given, and how to buy a nice gift for them?? Best to go consult the Pinks.
“Pinks? Hullo, where did you two go?” They were slapping
her back a few minutes ago, wonder where they wandered off to…
*~*
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hdiv
09:39AM
12/12/2002 " Re: *Sandy Claws Is Comming To Town* "
Being the ever busy guru (while there's still finals to take, anyhow), I will give one hint now.
My recipient has been a member of this guild for at least six months.
Not very helpful, is it?
~Ryan
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twinkle_42
08:01AM
12/12/2002 " Re: *Sandy Claws Is Comming To Town* "
eh well .. hm, it depends on after how many months you call it
an anniversary really!
:p ..ok ok I will zip it up before I give the "secret" away!
Needless to say, the ..LIST has begun!
MUWAHAHA! Yes, I have you all listed in my little prescious blue notebook -
I'm gonna get ya this time Laurie!! ROFL!
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fuzzleminion_42
07:17AM
12/12/2002 " Re: *Sandy Claws Is Comming To Town* "
he he he
Now thats an odd #, 23 victims(oops) I mean recipetents, who's taking care of
the oddball one???????? My person started playing a day before my marraige aniversary
(hmmmm)
THe Fuzz
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the_silent_mage
02:49AM
12/12/2002 " I really should stop by more "
Well Alom! Seasons Greetings and to the rest of you ::tips hat:: It seems in leaving my home (here) that I have learned many things. Talked to many other masters and can proudly say, perfected my game.
Only a matter of time, right laurie!
Nice to see ya Sparky! Say hi to Chelsea for me Finally a good 42 logo, which I dig this one MUCH Better ::steals it for his archives:::
I have been realizing much in my game and to all the newbs here show respect to Lord Alombar. He turned me into an aspriring young hopefull into the modest GIANT I am now hehehehe even snakes can hiss so I can rub it in.
Remind me to visit here more often and get my Guru title back at the VERY least! :::neofriends Laurie:::
Yo Alom, save your NP, cause I wont quit on ya like TGB did. I want your trophy. And I find it fitting that your student passes ya up hehehe
And if anyone is selling (this is wrong but it is fun) Any Legendary Sceptre (I have fire), Fish Neggs, Blue Lupe MPs, Golden SS, Purple SS you know where I am... I got the glowing bed already
And for my next trick I will make 12mil Np profit appear from last weekend ::oof::: heheheh
Will- The Silent Mage
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sparky2076
11:07PM
12/11/2002 " THE NAME GAME:) "
THE OLD DOG SLIPS IN UNNOTICED THRU HIS PORTABLE DOGGIE DOOR WHICH
HE CAN USE AT ANY POINT IN THE HALL HE IS CHEERFUL AND HAPPY FULL OF RED MEAT
AND HAS LEARNED THE IDENTITY OF HIS CHRISTMAS VICTUM COUGH COUGH!!!! I MEAN
RECIPEANT OHHHHHH BOY AM I GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE SHOPPING DAYS ARE
HERE AGAIN!!!!!!! THE DOG SNIFFS AT THE ODKA LEFT ALL AROUND BY A CARELESS TARBENDER
AND WRINKLES HIS DOGGIE NOSE IN DISGUST EWWWWWW YOU MEAN HUMANS ACTUALLY INGEST
THIS STUFF???? NOT ONLY THAT OLD DOG THEY PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THE PRIVLEDGE OF
PUKING IN TOILETS PRAYING TO RALPH AND FEELING LIKE ONE HAS BEEN RUN OVER BY
A TRUCK SOUNDS TERRIBLE I SAY YES AND THEN THEY DO IT AGAIN!!!!! AHHH BEING
A DOG AINT SO BAD AFTER ALL THE POOCH CURLS UP FOR A WELL DESERVED NAP THE DOGG
IS OUT SPARKY K-9CLK
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zeekslider
08:37PM
12/11/2002 " Re: Name Game "
ARGH!! what happened?! I'm seeing only coloured boxes!!
oh no....
MY EYES!!! THEY HAVE FAILED ME!! Oh what a sad sad cruel world this is!
*slapped upsided the head by the tarbender who then goes back to work*
Sorry...
Thanks, though. I needed that.
*downs some more bottomless Odka and then tips the tarbender HEAVILY*
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laurie1961
07:20PM
12/11/2002 " *Sandy Claws Is Comming To Town* "
The list was drawn up, assisting the Claws is one Absolut now taking a pause,
to let you do your shopping around....
She's holding the list, as everyone knows, she adores bribes,
but you'll get a 'dont know'...
Thats our local hoodlum, profound....
Remember any message, shall be posted in the hall, and if you have a preference you must be sure to tell her how...
I hope you enjoy this time of the year, I hope it brings health, and Absolut cheer! The 14th starts exchanging from here!!!
HOHOHOHOHO
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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laurie1961
05:20PM
12/11/2002 " Name Game "
Final Post for
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
jade
cutup
duvessa
karynndairan
domesticbliss
hdiv
starlight_ballerina
whisperingleaves
terliss
kelshy
archangel_silver
pinkworldplantep
mundayne
easydamsel
twinkle
fuzzleminion_42
chelsea
boopedoops
sparky
puritanical
truwarrior
jubeialy
rowentree
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laurie1961
04:42PM
12/11/2002 " Anti-Puce scratching assistance "
Watching the newest member as she tries to 'take it all in', it occurs to me she is tugging a bit at her robes. Scratchy Puce Nobly Born, I shouldnt wonder. In traditional Odka fashion, I greet this newcommer, and with a quick tilt of my head the scratchies are gone, yet the Puce still remains. *THAT is not my fault* I return to the numbering list in front of me, a mug of steamy hot Odka mocha with cinnamon and gingerbread men cookies stacked to the side to keep the list a::
CHRISTMAS TIMEFANTISY::
Your name will be arriving before you know it, *how else would it be arriving, I shouldn't wonder, seeing the only one who knows really dosent know as of yet, now does she?* Ponderings ponderings...
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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laurie1961
04:23PM
12/11/2002 " Its only a game "
*should have clafified on that one* The wheel in the Deserted Fairgrounds nailed me and took away my Hand Painted Scarab and I simply cant afford another one. Stupid wheels... Feeling a bit better, I shall come into the main bar area, for a bit of Dans Brew with my 2 ABSOLUT fav's in the Tarbending department.
Whats this about a password? ODD??? What are you up to?
assistant for the Claws
High Protectoress of Odka
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archangel_silver
02:21PM
12/11/2002 " Re: A Newcomer Arrives "
(ok, not all of that posted...)
>.> :cough: Ahem...Hello, I am Silver Archangel, welcome!
Its great to have you here!
You can call me Silver, Archangel, or, if you want to be like Terliss, Archie
:big grin:
Welcome to our guild!!
~Silver
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archangel_silver
02:16PM
12/11/2002 " Re: A Newcomer Arrives "
:Silver walks in gracfully...then see's a newcomer:
OH BOY!!! ANOTHER NEWBIE!! GWHA!
:bounces over to the new member:
HEYA!! >.>
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new_oddity
10:58AM
12/11/2002 " Re: Hooray... "
Can you say ROLL OVER TIDE?? Cause we are gonna own you and clean the field with you...
Ooo.... I r so punny, it hurts sometimes.
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rowentree052101
10:46AM
12/11/2002 " Re: A Newcomer Arrives "
~~``~~
“Password?” she thinks. “Uh oh!” Stammering and stuttering
as Oddity offers her a tour of the place, she is tackled by the Pinks.
“OOF!”
“Um, hi Pinks!” Relief! Someone she knows! She hugs them back.
Feeling a little more relaxed, another nice person, Vessa, begins talking to her about large lemon trees, sparkly paints and smaller helmets, but most of it is lost on her as a steaming hot cup of something-yummy-looking, magically appears on the bar.
“Mmmmmm thank you! That’s just perf…” GULP!
SPUTTER! The girl’s eyes grow wide at the sight of a bunch of EFMs filing
out of the kitchen holding trays of gingerbread men. The girl starts to choke,
and it gets worse as the Pinks begin to simultaneously slap her on the back
quite vigorously.
~~``~~
Thank you for the warm welcome everyone, I’m looking forward to adventures
and fun! My family name is Rowan Tree (also spelled Rowen, Rouan, and Roun)
but my friends who like to tease me call me “Pooka Hed” which in Hawaiian
roughly translates as “She who has a hole in her head” or “She
who makes me want to have a hole put in my head.” Thanks again for the
hot mocha!
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sparky2076
10:44AM
12/11/2002 " Re: Hooray... "
Dear Oddity can you say ROLL TIDE!!!!!
I knew that you could roflmfao the old dog is a crimson tide fan for many years
good luck to ya JIM
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duvessa42
09:55AM
12/11/2002 " Re: A Newcomer Arrives "
Hearing the door creak open and Oddity mumbling a few words about "passwords", I take a break from my kitchening (hey guys, gingerbread men are done!) and peek out to see..
A NEW WIZLING!
With a sly smile and a bounce of excitement I pop over to the Nobly Born. Welcome welcome Rowan, come in come in, oh, we'll have to get you a smaller helmet now, won't we? Well, no matter, make yourself at home, I'm 'Vessa - you can call me whatever you like, so long as it's not mean - and over there under the stairs are my Quarters, complete with big fluffy sofa and Just A Yellow Lemon Tree, blacklights and sparkly paints, and lots of Odka. You're welcome there anytime.
Whispering a few choice words and waving my wand oh-so-gently, a nice carafe of hot mocha with cinnamon appears on the Bar, and before those with questioning looks in their eyes have time to ask, my lovely EFMs are on the way out of the kitchen with platters of hot steaming gingerbread cookies, to complement the mocha of course, complete with happy frostings and button noses. Everyone, please, enjoy!
And Rowan, we are certainly glad to have you. Please, do consider this place a home - I know all of us do. Just watch out - as Pink can tell you, I'm prone to dragiing people into adventures
duvessa
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pinkworldplanetp
09:12AM
12/11/2002 " Re: A Newcomer Arrives "
*the pinks regain consciousness to a bit of activity at the door to see her friend has arrived* POOKA!! *She finds herself in a group hug with the pinks, twirling happily *
i am sorry i didn’t say hello last night, i had just finished my english final, an in class essay which took me two hours, and i was all out of words...well i had a few leftovers lying about: a few “the”s and a couple of “and”s and, for some reason, a “muffler” but i have now gotten rid of that my word stock has refilled, see i can use words like consciousness!
i hope you enjoy it here, they are as loverly a group of wizzards as i have every had the pleasure of meeting
-pleasently pleased pinks! (and...not as busy dizzy now too!)
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fuzzleminion_42
08:50AM
12/11/2002 " A letter "
Dear Dad,
$chool is really $well. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
I have $o much $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need. $o if you like,
$end me a card, a$ I would love to here from you.
Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOr student
busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is NOble task and you can't
study eNOugh.
Love Dad.
The Fuzz
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new_oddity
06:24AM
12/11/2002 " Hooray... "
Completely out of character and out of context...
My college football team, The Valdosta State University Blazers, wilol be on ESPN tonight at 4:00 pm est. All those that live in the us, be sure to tune in and see Alabama get a good old fashion but whoopin'. This is the first time and of our teams have recieved NATIONAL air time. And could be the beggining of this college becoming nationaly renound (sp?) and good things to start happening around here.
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puritanical
05:37AM
12/11/2002 " chrimbo "
hello, thought id make an apperence on here before he secret santa comes up, and as the original tarbender, i have brought my own specially brewed and imaginativly titled "dans beer" just for the occasion, as i have actually made this beer BN (beyond neopets) i can tell you it tastes like ale with a shot of odka mixed in. as well as this i have brought the very festive sloe gin to the bar (do you get it in the us? i can never be sure) anyway its great! (pours shots for everyne)
oh and wheres the tarbender who's been taking over while i was
away? he's not cleaned out the taps GRR!!!
dan
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new_oddity
04:45AM
12/11/2002 " Re: A Newcomer Arrives "
Uh-ruh?
*Rises at the sound of the knocking, he looks around and sees that everyone has retired for the eve.*
Hmmm? A visitor? >:-) Goody!
*He runs over to the door ever so silently, he opens it just enough to pop his head out. Standing there is a young Wizardess... blushing uncontrolably... And he says very solemly:*
Password?
*Silence and uneasyness*
Password?
*Continued silence and stares of perplexity...*
What?!? They didn't tell you the password? Infedells! Oh what the heck come on in,
*He swings the great hall dor open and welcomes in the new Wizardess.*
Now... You cannot tell anyone else in the whole wide world what the password it. The password is *whispering* cheese... Now we are the only two that know, you cannot tell any of the other people.
*Straigtning himself and brushing the dust off his worn robe, thinking, "I do so need to get another, he turns to the new arrival.*
So.... Um.... Eh.... Whats your name again? Anyways, Welcome to the great place we call home, no you want the 5 neopoint tour, or the 100k tour?