New_oddity
" Woot! "
Since I am so happy that I received my brand spanken new high end gaming computer today, I'm going to host a competition... I will set the rules, and deal out the prizes... Since I'm doing all the dirty work, anyone but me may enter (That includes council members!)
Here is the contest:
The DHD Alteration Contest
Rules:
There are none, just be creative.
Details:
Below is the original DHD. What you need to do, is change it around to come
up with a variation of it. The sky is endless so aim high... There will be prizes
for all, and better ones for those who have (in my opinion) the best alteration.
The original DHD:
Ok... First, clap your hands, Do a pelvic thrust. Then spin around 360 degrees.
Jump up and click your heels. Shake hands with the person to your right. Now
do some high steps while waving your hands above your head. Now you need to
spin to the right three times. Now get on all fours and crawl around wildly
as if you are a hippo under the influence, then get up, jump/click your heels
again and start over...
Note: It will help if you neomail me after posting your dance to the chat board so that I can come and check it and no one is over looked.
--Odd
easydamsel
" Re: Woot! "
the clumsy wizard dance
requires the following items:
1 - robe
1 - hat
1 - adult beverage of choice
step one: raise your left foot, and firmly entangle it in your robe.
step two: raise your right arm, and firmly entangle it in your sleeve.
step three: hopping madly on your right foot, attempt to not spill your adult
beverage down your robe.
step four: allow your hat to fall down, completely covering your eyes
step five: spin blindly in a circle until you have lost all sense of direction
step six: fall dramatically to the floor, without spilling your drink.
step seven: curse loudly in a foreign language, then quaff back your drink.
step eight: break into gleeful alughter as you extricate yourself from you robe.
step nine: repeat step 1-8, i personally find they get easier to do as you repeat
step 7 over and over...
love and other bumbling fools,
e
laurie1691
" The DHD Alteration Contest "
On one foot a slipper, the other a shoe
my bestest of robes, silver red white and blue~
A pocket with potion the other with dust
just how in the he|| would you notice a thrust??
Ah, well, I shall try it, but first a quick nip
to ease the embarassment 'case I should trip...
I click my false teeth, tis a thunderous beat,
I see fellow wizards start tapping their feet~
I spin to the left, narrowly missing the pot
that "e" has left bubbling, damn that $hit is hot!
A wonderous 360, perhaps it's the burn...
spinning 'round wildly, clapping in turn...
Handshaking's out, for all members stay clear
high steppin with this woman's dangerous, dear!
Arms flailing, spinning, teeth clicking loud
not checking to see if it pleases the crowd~
I hop on one foot for the other is caught
spinning has twisted my robe in a knot!
Crashing down hard, crawling round on all fours
I ram my head squarly in the massive hall doors!!
I untangle my feet, laughter rings in my ears
Why, I haven't had this much fun dancing in YEARS!!
<}8^)
jelly_b0ne
" Re: The DHD Alteration Contest "
walks in smelling competetion
in the air. Finds Laurie panting on the floor with an empty bottle of Dr. suessical
elixer, a dangerously contagious potion. and Muntando bouncing around screaming
"Freedom!! MWAHAHAA"
oh dear what has been going on here. Finds some instrutions taped near a bubbling
cauldren and some fuzzles stirring the mysterious brew. Slumps in a near by
corner with her guitar and begins to play a song and a fury blue fuzzle hops
over and starts singing along. oh no i realize i caught the rhyming flu. Panicking,i
think what am i going to do. Quickly i reach into my pocket to see if there
is anything in there (besides lint) that can cure me. Lint (like i said), a
toadstool, a guitar pic
A bottle of neoacid this might do the trick. I hold my nose and close my eyes
tight I cross my fingers as hard as i might... funny i didnt feel anything new
and with that i opened a window and out i flew.
Alombar42
" Re: Woot! "
NO - the unconcious dance:
Let me first share some Odka with Laurie - a couple of bottles preferably.
Then, the dance begins, me know notin!
My hands start clapping by themselves, me know notin!
The world starts spinning around, 360 degrees multiplied by one million times
(play it again Sam) so I don't even need to move.
Trying to shake hands with Laurie, I miss her hand by a few inches and grab
her drink instead. Somehow it ends in my mouth - me know notin!
By now a new round begins.
Can't walk three steps, can't wave my hands either - I do perform the task somehow,
dropping the drink in the meantime, although me know notin!
Dropping on the floor (flat of course at this state), I manage to walk a few
steps on all fours, trying to grab the dropped drink, but soon I lay flat again.
Under all this influence (!), the whole world starts jumping, rolling, shinning
and dancing, over and over again.
A drink comes into my mouth (and goes straight down), a new round begins, me
know notin!
(please excuse my poor english and of course I am OUT of the contest)
Keep smiling
karma61
" Re: The DHD Alteration Contest "
I walk in and look around nervously, take a deep breath and straighten my robe hoping it would not get tangled and have me end up on the floor like Laurie. Shaking my head I whipe the sweat off my hands and onto my robe prented like I am just in front of my mirror at home modeling for myself and no one else. With a soft giggle to myself as I imagine how stupid I am about to make myself look I do a 360 spin and grab Alombar's hand shaking it and hoping to stop myself and the room from spinning. clapping my hands together afterwards still in a spin, for taking Alombar's hand did not stop me, still spinning I do some steps and wave my hands like a complete moron still giggling to myself. My eyes closed the whole time, Finally I jump and click my heels together only to jump right into a wall (maybe I should have kept my eyes open)falling onto the floor like I had hoped not to I get onto all fours crawling around to get my robe untangled from my slippers and quickly jumping up and opening my eyes hoping that no one had seen me fall flat on my face. Clicking my heels together before landing on the floor and spinning to the right three times as to look around to see if anyone was laughing at my stupid display of pathetic dancing.But hey I tried my best and hopefully that was enough for Laurie whom insisted that I make a fool out of myself.Finished I lean again the wall and hide my bright red embarrassed face from the crowd.
Cutup0581
" Re: The DHD Alteration Contest "
***Clapping Wildly for all the dance competitors*** What a enjoyable way to spend a weekend!
Thinking that I will take my turn.
DHD Modern Alteration:
I walk to the middle of the floor.
Take a large banana out of my robe pocket.
Wave it in the air 4 times.
Lay the banana on the floor and walk away.
The room is quiet....Eather they don't get my dance or they understand the gravity of it...eather way is fine with me, art is sujective
jelly_b0ne
" Re: The DHD Alteration Contest "
*sneaks onto the floor to snatch the banana.* Yum Banana!! oh no im in the spotlight! what do i do gotta think quick! Does a quick shirley temple type tap dance backs over to the bar. hides behind an Elephante drinking a gin and tonic and eats her well deserved banana*
karma61
" Re: The DHD Alteration Contest "
::Quickly enters the door and into the shadows::
After a short time wanders over to the bar and out of the corner of my eye I spy Laurie as I take my drink and slip back into the shadow, still red from embarressment for the Dance Laurie got me to do I glare in her direction, stumble and spill a bit of my drink..... and wait to see who is next to make a fool of themselves!
Cutup0581
" Re: The DHD Alteration Contest "
(shaking my head, and throwing my hands up in despair) Jelly, Jelly, Jelly do you have NO appreciation of the arts?????
Jelly_b0ne
" Re: The DHD Alteration Contest "
Me???? *burp* sorry Cutup!
*shamefully walks back and places the empty banana peel on the dance floor walks
back to the bar slowly where her new found elephant friend sambo the conquerer
(circus stage name) buys her a drink*
karma61
" Re: DHD "
Totally sipped to many glasses of Brew My redness is now not embarressment but
frustraion ... When Laurie said to Dance she said nothing about Hippo but alas
i now can do the drunken part!
With the only music bouncing in my head being that of the Rocky Horror Picture
show ... after all it is October and halloween I stir to the music and invision
myself no longer in my robe but my P.j.'s although flannel with the cute feet
in them I wonder and stumble back out on the floor ...mixing up the steps in
my head ... hippo, rocky hippo rocky .. Now how does that go .. Jump once to
the right .. jump once to the left clap your hand twice throw your arms in the
air and I do the hocky Pokey and I spin myself about ( oh that's another song)
around and I around I dizzy from the lights ... slip on a banana and flop back
down on the floor once more ... crawl slowly to the bar ... My Bunny tail to
my footed p'j's flopping wildly back and fro to the beat...... use the stool
to pull myself up toss the rose from my teeth into the floor clapp three times
and slop down on the stool ... Alas i must sleep!
twinkle_42
" MCDance "
Sunday morning..
Twink jumps out of her Home painting with a morning freshness and a huge smile
covering her face ..and lands on right knee and left foot, hands raised in the
air. Silverblue dust is all around her, glittering in the air.
-Hm, guess I'm a little bit late..
Stands up, seing the mess in the Hall (Absolut crates underneath the table,
banana peel in the centre of the room, some elephante sleeping on the bar, mugs
of spilled ale everywhere .. chaos as usual!)
Looks around with a grin (one of those Cyber-Galactic ones!)
Walks towards the centre of the hall with a rythm, shaking her shoulders back
and forth.
Shakes her bum while peeking up the banana peel.
In a sudden move with hands straight down, banana to the right hand, she swirls
the peel around, 3 times while making large soldier like, steps towards the
cleaning cabinet. After the 3 turns of the banana peel, she firmly throws it
towards the chandelier and into the Jason 2000 broom - which comes down with
a crash! ..a small pickle runs on the floor and dissapears through a crack on
the wood!
Twink, startled she hops, makes a turn in the air and glares at the Jason broom.
Bends knees, hands forward, walks towards it.
Grabs Jason broom by the ears (!?) and flings it to the right, to the left,
up and down while making big waltz steps. turns Jason broom head down (?!),
grabs it like a Medal Guitarists in trance and starts hoping with right foot
constantly bending up and down.
Stops.
1...2...3...4...5....
WIth a high pitching corona (mostly like a scream actually),
and thrusting her hands up in the air - still holding the Jason broom which
is now flying high towards the chandelier again - the ends of her woolen socks
raised upwards, driven by the ..corona, and her pointy hat almost floating 5
inches from her head, she stops.
Takes a breath. Looks around.
Picks up the banana peel which has fallen again, turns towards the kitchen and
throws it in the air behind her.
Jason broom comes crushing down the floor again.
Twink whistlening hops towards the kitchen for breakfast after completing the
MC Dance... (Morning Cleaning Dance)
New_oddity
" DHD Deviation Contest results "
To start off, this is a New Oddity quote: You look as silly as you think you do. That being said, the following are the entries in the DHD Deviation contest. I did not number them for they are all wonderful and it is very difficult to put them in order. So I am listing them in order of my preference with my comments, and the prizes the presenter won. The constalation prize (which was given to all who participated) was a Funk Fuzzle (blue fuzzle + cool shades = Funky Fuzzle)
And the winners are (!):
laurie1961
Oh my gosh! It rhymes! Woot! I ll tell you, I had to read it a second time,
it was just to good. You capped the group. Congrats!
Prize: Hopso A cute n cuddly pet-pet to help you keep the beet
easydamsel - the clumsy wizard dance
Well structured dance that gets easier as it progresses. Like any Drunken Dance
should.
Prize: Blue Furry Negg Um It s blue, it furry Don t get it lost amongst the
Fuzles (Honestly, I thought of you when I saw it in a shop)
karma61
How a you mixed The Rocky Horror Picture Show, a hippo, and the Hokey Pokey
I do not know, and could probably hurt me if I thought much longer But great
job!
Prize: Scary Peophin Tales It s an intresting read, not as good as RHPS though
alombar42 - the unconcious dance
Um Well you are the great Alombar42. I can only fear what may come from my opinion.
But, it s my opinion, and that s all that counts. (arrogant, ain t I) So you
know notin? At least you know how to have a good time, and how to become comfortably
inebriated.
Prize: Quote a42: and of course I am OUT of the contest
cutup0581
Hm . Modern dance? Um . Well . I get it . Now take your prizes and be obvious
Prize: Banana Grub Um Well I thought it was fitting
jelly_b0ne
2 demerits for the sad Shirley Temple impersonation Don t do it again
Prize: Orn Codestone Get some dancing lessons
twinkle_42 MCDance
Tsk tsk tsk Twink twink twink Cleaning? That s not fun drunk, and more so sober.
That, and I have to apologize, your entry was 52 minutes late, but thanks for
cleaning the place up It looks great (for now)
Prize: Race to Riches Scratchcard Better luck next time